what's happening to our borad TMI

that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.

you should be washing your hands anyway

I once worked with some women who actually expressed horror/disgust because they had just heard a workmate in the loos, using them as nature intended for #2. This woman was genuinely revolted/thought it was funny (in a bitchy way) and was gossiping about it to everyone!? Like "omg so and so was making plopping noises so gross".

THIS might be why some women are toilet shy perhaps. Then again, I also worked with psychotic apes. so.

I'm not one of those 'open doors with a paper towel' types or anything else.

Nearly EVERYONE at my work seems to do this. It's a nice clean bathroom and everyone just washed their hands! Seems excessive. I do this sorta thing at gas station bathrooms but not somewhere that looks fairly clean to begin with. LIVE A LITTLE.

those big swathes of brown poop on the floor? that is literally poop you are stepping in

(xposts)
(xposts)

*plop*

the poop covered handle on the door? that is literally poop on the door handle

that offal smell you're smelling? those are tiny, airborne particles of poop melding with your smell receptors.

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:16 PM (26 seconds ago) [IP: 67.194.91.164] Bookmark

OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!

You can't think about that stuff. It's life - get over and on with it.

hahahaha

Even going into a toilet means that you're breathing in other people's poop.

nice IP btw

OMG DAYO!! Someone asked me something to this effect almost worded exactly like that on Formspring at least twice. IT WAS YOU!

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, November 14, 2011 4:17 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark

wait what?! I have never used your formspring!

breathe the feces
come play my game, it's easy
psychosomatic
poop in ya brain

Hmmmmmmm. Ok, I believe you. Pretty sure only ILXors have ever asked me stuff there and I'm not kidding when someone msged me at least twice about that very thing.

LOL I've never pooped on a toilet handle, nor do I suspect that people do. But I figure if people can't reliably flush toilets? They can't reliably wipe themselves either, which means poopy fingers touch those things. Like I said, I use my feet mostly just because I am lazy, but I cannot strike the thought from my mind that it may be poopy all the same.

can I call you Poopshoes from now on?

did I ever tell the story about how somebody at my school climbed into a tree once and tried to poop on somebody else

I guess I just did, huh

omg

I never even knew this was a thing anyone did until that other thread and, like I said before, I do it now too for the same reasons as Lex. It's actually easier than bending over.

pooping on people from a tree???

i spent several years working in hotels, and thought a lot about how people's hygiene and cleanliness can be affected by anonymity and lack of accountability/responsibility.

lol @ the idea of ENBB and lex pooping on ppl from trees

yeah. the guy who tried to poop from a tree ended up at the naval academy fwiw xp

probably became the pilot of a long-range bomber

OH LORD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Payloadrange.jpg

DAN YOU MUST NEVER THINK OF THAT EVER AGAIN

E & I are pretty tall ladies. We COULD poop on y'all from trees. Anyone FAP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

Baby,
I compare you to a poop from a tree on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah

sex-poop Al Gore

an inconvenient poop

I'll get a giraffe and train it to poop on people who poop on me from trees.

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

lol

Try the 'butt chugging' and 'poop at work' threads.

this is a slight step above politics threads in terms of intellectual discourse, surely

most regrettable threadclick of the year for me

hearty belly lol

oh man, I forgot about the hovering/squatting some women do rather than actually touching a surface

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting? I may have had the one (ONE) incident of my lifetime this year and it prompted a hilarious conversation with my parents when I sheepishly admitted it

... how on earth does that come up in conversation

a sheep would never admit it.

zzp once you shart, you can't shtop

btw is this the thread to talk about sharting?

iirc we have a social compact not to talk about sharting on ilx because some it overstimulates people a little too much to see the word "shart"

Like that Queen song, 'Hear Shart Attack'.

how does it not come up in conversation?

note: I did not shart during said conversation

i am for some reason picturing this conversation happening over dinner.