Sex Droughts

the fuck commences this friday

^ did she send that in a telegram

Arriving on Friday. Stop. The fuck will commence. Stop. Hopefully we will never. Stop.

Oh c'est génial

I've had at least three relationships that have started in early October in years past

This is my season of sex drought

Will not make bad decisions and let it guide me into ill-advised relationship, I swear

eh, so,

if you're in a good & happy ltr with someone and everything else is great, how long before an 'interim' qualifies as a 'drought'?

Emphasising the dangers of natural desires being left to 'tend to unruliness', Whateley enjoined 'the temperate enjoyment of God's ordinance as for a man to drink when labour or other occasion hath made him thirsty'. The rule was for a couple to have intercourse sufficiently regularly that desire 'may not be troublesome to them in the duties of religion and their callings'."

if you're feeling it, and it's not happening, it counts as a drought

small showers happen during droughts sometimes, but it doesn't count as an end to the drought imo

x-p

heh it's not been interrupting my matins as yet, i admit

Just had an uneventful third date. Probably will be my last with her.

Seven months and counting!

Saw stormfronts develop on three different sides last week (one of which was an unexpected old storm), but no rain to speak of.

/sigh

Just threw "we need to talk" at someone. Guessing drought is imminent.

the fuck commences again tonight.

Man you are making it rain, dude! Good on ya, you deserve it.

You're gonna need a "All the sex I am having & how awesome it is" thread if you keep this up :)

the fuck commences!!!

a hoos approves

i always approve when the fuck commences

btw forget i posted itt

Haha you scoundrel.

"The fuck commences" is pretty gross, dude. :/

that is our bingo, tho

I know, I know.

Realistic IMO.

It sounds like cartoony Russian-spy accent. "Tonight we make fuck."

o man good times

WOW.

"Now I remember what this part of my body was here for!"

HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED

kind of inevitable itt

except for me. any clouds on the horizon have evaporated. i am now more than a year deprived.

:(

Date girl was PSYCHO.
My romantic life is in shambles.
Thinking celibacy til I complete my MLS.

^^I don't recommend that tack.
Aren't there any cute gals in your program?
How was she psycho?

She sent me many (many MANY) text messages of exorbitant length communicating ideas that would be better discussed in person, or even in a telephone call, but not in a five part text message.
There's more, of course, but it's stuff I don't even want to reveal on TMI.

There are cute girls in my program, but I am older than all of them (not by much, but it makes a big difference). I've had more romantic flare-ups and fizzle-outs in the last two years than in the previous 30. It's taking a toll on me. I'm the "relationship" guy, almost all of mine have lasted between one and three years. I was a latebloomer (lol), too.

I ended a long-distance relationship (1000+ mile difference) with a woman who I felt serious "soul-mate" vibes from in order to start dating locally because I'm tired of being lonely. Now that has kind of backfired and I'm just kicking myself.

Hang in there...all of these misstarts may be leading you to somewhere you're meant to be, although it doesn't feel like it at the time. Everyone in my MLS program was married...so don't gainsay available younger ladies.

Think I need to get out of the small pond I've been occupying for far too long.

where are you living, TM?

Middle o Missourah, home of the Tigers.

SEC! SEC! SEC!

secs droughts?

I think I'm going to try to not have any sex at all during the month of November.

Maybe restrict yourself to "meaningful" sex.

there is always next year.

Maybe restrict yourself to "meaningful" sex.

Or this. I mean this was already a goal of mine once I stopped hopping from city to city for 3 months.

I've accepted my insecurities and their subsequent defense mechanisms as part of my general character now. This isn't a drought, I just live in a desert.

I think I'm going to try to not have any sex at all during the month of November.

― Parker Posey as herself dancing to house music in NYC in 1995 (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, October 29, 2011 8:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuck off

I had to turn down an opportunity last night :/

But it was my fricking ex bf, it was just too bloody weird. :/

Yeah, usually that is less of an opportunity and more of a poisoned chalice.