just like riding a bicycle, amirite?
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
congrats!
btw, i see some clouds on my own horizon
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
yeah she forgave me. and she rode my bicycle!
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
You know you're sexually frustrated when you accidentally read a storefront sign that says "Italian Suits Co." as "Italian Sluts Co."
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
Oh my, those clouds above me are getting dark.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british
otm
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
yep
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)
jackin' it
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
I'm only posting in this thread to declare myself a sex camel, impervious to sex droughts.
― michael assbender (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
for short you can just say "J.O."
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
Jo, the Sex Camel
― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:57 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
protipz
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
And pro-shafts
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
Everytime I see this thread title I think:
"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas treeI watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with meI, I know your reasons and I, I know your goalswe can fuck forever but you will never get my souljust so you can moveso you can moveso you can moveso you can move so you canoohh..."
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.
― per metal injection (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol you are correct
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
first new person, yes Erica.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
"jagoff" is a noun in that sense
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
Equivalent to 'wanker'?
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
Yes.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
you have to be at least 40 years old before you can credibly call someone a jagoff
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
Well, Rev, any rain yet?
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
Had a brief storm system roll through recently, but the rain never fell too hard and now the skies are looking blue again.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
You will have painkillers and things will be a-ok
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
hope it goes good; do you have any concentrated, high-intensity tv watching plans?
― mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
― homosexual II, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Not yet, but me and this guy really, really like each other.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, what are they gonna do to you? Hopefully nothing serious?
― Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2011 07:20 (fourteen years ago)
the fuck commences this friday
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
^ did she send that in a telegram
― kinder, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
Arriving on Friday. Stop. The fuck will commence. Stop. Hopefully we will never. Stop.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
Oh c'est génial
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
I've had at least three relationships that have started in early October in years past
This is my season of sex drought
Will not make bad decisions and let it guide me into ill-advised relationship, I swear
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
eh, so,
if you're in a good & happy ltr with someone and everything else is great, how long before an 'interim' qualifies as a 'drought'?
― shite pele (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
Emphasising the dangers of natural desires being left to 'tend to unruliness', Whateley enjoined 'the temperate enjoyment of God's ordinance as for a man to drink when labour or other occasion hath made him thirsty'. The rule was for a couple to have intercourse sufficiently regularly that desire 'may not be troublesome to them in the duties of religion and their callings'."
― Euler, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)
if you're feeling it, and it's not happening, it counts as a drought
small showers happen during droughts sometimes, but it doesn't count as an end to the drought imo
x-p
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)
heh it's not been interrupting my matins as yet, i admit
― shite pele (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
Just had an uneventful third date. Probably will be my last with her.
― Everything else is secondary (Lee626), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
Seven months and counting!
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:40 (fourteen years ago)
Saw stormfronts develop on three different sides last week (one of which was an unexpected old storm), but no rain to speak of.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
/sigh
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
Just threw "we need to talk" at someone. Guessing drought is imminent.
― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)
the fuck commences again tonight.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
Man you are making it rain, dude! Good on ya, you deserve it.
You're gonna need a "All the sex I am having & how awesome it is" thread if you keep this up :)
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
the fuck commences!!!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)
a hoos approves
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)
i always approve when the fuck commences
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)