greater things?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
omg thebingo, good luck!
― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
A month is a big break for you?! damn. impressive Mr. D.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
It's... yeah. I haven't gone more than a month since like May of last year
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
I asked a girl out last night. She said yes!the gathering storm
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
Sweet mother of god. I'm back baby.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
ugh, can you americans stop using the word "wank" -- have some dignity, for christ's sake
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
Bingo, bingo!
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
Fantastic weekend. Got to see elbow, panda bear and hump.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)
J0rd, I've been indulgent of "wank" since this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_NXbtkMDDw
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
Is "wank" considered a Briticism? It seems preferable to any other term for it. There's a certain non-transgressional offhandedness about it that I like. Saying "jack off" makes you sound like a teenager.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
"serial masturbator" has the clinical charm that britishisms lack
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
we said "jerk off" in Jersey
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)
lol i think you have to assume the risk of sounding like a teenager when talking about masturbating
― een, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
and yes "wank" is a total briticism -- have you ever heard an american ever refer to anyone else as a "wanker"?
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)
LET THE CHEST BUMPING COMMENCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)
haha! Have to admit, had a little trouble at first...first person i've been with in 16 years.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
did she forgive you??
― frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
just like riding a bicycle, amirite?
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
congrats!
btw, i see some clouds on my own horizon
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
yeah she forgave me. and she rode my bicycle!
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
You know you're sexually frustrated when you accidentally read a storefront sign that says "Italian Suits Co." as "Italian Sluts Co."
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
Oh my, those clouds above me are getting dark.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
yep
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)
jackin' it
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
I'm only posting in this thread to declare myself a sex camel, impervious to sex droughts.
― michael assbender (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
for short you can just say "J.O."
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
Jo, the Sex Camel
― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:57 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
protipz
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
And pro-shafts
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)
Everytime I see this thread title I think:
"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas treeI watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with meI, I know your reasons and I, I know your goalswe can fuck forever but you will never get my souljust so you can moveso you can moveso you can moveso you can move so you canoohh..."
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.
― per metal injection (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol you are correct
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
first new person, yes Erica.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
"jagoff" is a noun in that sense
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
Equivalent to 'wanker'?
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
Yes.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
you have to be at least 40 years old before you can credibly call someone a jagoff
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
Well, Rev, any rain yet?
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
Had a brief storm system roll through recently, but the rain never fell too hard and now the skies are looking blue again.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
You will have painkillers and things will be a-ok
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
hope it goes good; do you have any concentrated, high-intensity tv watching plans?
― mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
― homosexual II, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Not yet, but me and this guy really, really like each other.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, what are they gonna do to you? Hopefully nothing serious?
― Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2011 07:20 (fourteen years ago)