Sex Droughts

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greater things?

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

omg thebingo, good luck!

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

A month is a big break for you?! damn. impressive Mr. D.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's... yeah. I haven't gone more than a month since like May of last year

Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I asked a girl out last night. She said yes!
the gathering storm

Trip Maker, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Sweet mother of god. I'm back baby.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

ugh, can you americans stop using the word "wank" -- have some dignity, for christ's sake

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

Bingo, bingo!

ljubljana, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

Fantastic weekend. Got to see elbow, panda bear and hump.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

J0rd, I've been indulgent of "wank" since this film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_NXbtkMDDw

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

Is "wank" considered a Briticism? It seems preferable to any other term for it. There's a certain non-transgressional offhandedness about it that I like. Saying "jack off" makes you sound like a teenager.

Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

"serial masturbator" has the clinical charm that britishisms lack

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

we said "jerk off" in Jersey

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol i think you have to assume the risk of sounding like a teenager when talking about masturbating

een, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

and yes "wank" is a total briticism -- have you ever heard an american ever refer to anyone else as a "wanker"?

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)

LET THE CHEST BUMPING COMMENCE

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha! Have to admit, had a little trouble at first...first person i've been with in 16 years.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

did she forgive you??

frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

just like riding a bicycle, amirite?

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

congrats!

btw, i see some clouds on my own horizon

Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah she forgave me. and she rode my bicycle!

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

You know you're sexually frustrated when you accidentally read a storefront sign that says "Italian Suits Co." as "Italian Sluts Co."

Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my, those clouds above me are getting dark.

Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british

otm

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

yep

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.

Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

jackin' it

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

I'm only posting in this thread to declare myself a sex camel, impervious to sex droughts.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

for short you can just say "J.O."

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

Jo, the Sex Camel

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

for short you can just say "J.O."

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:57 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

protipz

I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

And pro-shafts

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Everytime I see this thread title I think:

"and every day I agree you throw me down by the christmas tree
I watched your lights blink on and off while you start your fun with me
I, I know your reasons and I, I know your goals
we can fuck forever but you will never get my soul
just so you can move
so you can move
so you can move
so you can move so you can
oohh..."

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

Had a girlfriend from Pittsburgh in college, and visiting her family once for Easter I was surprised at the use of "jagoff" around the table, because to me it was too close to mentioning jerking off at the dinner table. To a P-burghian, though, I think it was about as abstract as asshole.

per metal injection (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol you are correct

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

first new person, yes Erica.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

"jagoff" is a noun in that sense

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Equivalent to 'wanker'?

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

Yes.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

you have to be at least 40 years old before you can credibly call someone a jagoff

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Well, Rev, any rain yet?

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

Had a brief storm system roll through recently, but the rain never fell too hard and now the skies are looking blue again.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

You will have painkillers and things will be a-ok

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

hope it goes good; do you have any concentrated, high-intensity tv watching plans?

mr. vertical (schlump), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Well, Rev, any rain yet?

― homosexual II, Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not yet, but me and this guy really, really like each other.

Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

I am having surgery in two days, after which I'll probably be forced to stay home and eat pudding and watch TV for 3+ weeks, so I am looking forward to some clear skies and not worrying so much about BOYZ and GIRLZ

Oh, what are they gonna do to you? Hopefully nothing serious?

Tuomas, Friday, 30 September 2011 07:20 (fourteen years ago)


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