my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
how do I killfile this thread
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
xp xp xp xp
took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday
― forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
cool
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
I used to eat these as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig
and well
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
clamato is delicious actually
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
TMI
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
Over the line
― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
let us know if you start shitting cotton
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
there for posteriority
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
put a towel down, carry on, imo
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
words to live life by
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
my period is late
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
9 months growing future ilxors
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
We have a lot of fun over at I Love People-Making, I promise!
― My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
People-Making does seem like a lot of fun! Initially at least.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
i guess that is too cynical to be a board description, right. unless it's a kinda louis ck forum.
― 347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
I want to make people. But preferably after I quit smoking!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
I washed my favorite bra (after like 5 days of use) by wearing it in the shower. Seems fine today!
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
see that's the kind of quality update i had in mind, tho it's maybe a little mild. KIU laurel imo
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link
i didn't wash my stretchy shorts after cycling to brighton in them. did not seem fine the next day.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 23 September 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
yeah if i had time i'd change halfway through each match/run but imma try this shower thing and see if i can maintain a gf
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
Basically that update belongs on dirtbag style but I'd have had to search for it, and the bits about underwear and showering does make it a bit TMI so I thought what the hell.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
I would imagine that washing it while wearing it is probably good for - helps keep its shape!
― just1n3, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
isn't that wearing it til it dries? levi's ad style
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
wash and wear shrink to fit bras... hmm, probably not an untapped market
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
Nah I didn't sleep in it. Dried it on a drying rack like a normal person.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
As opposed to my drying rack, which...never mind.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
I am not looking forward to the dry winter season as I got the worst dry skin last year. On my junk. That would not heal.
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
O_O
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
this thread is great
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/e2kKN.jpg
― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
Could it have been a yeast infection?
― My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
rub some coconut oil on it
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
coconut oil is a miracle cure-all
almost
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
Be thankful they’re not thrombosedIf they are I’m really sorry for you dude
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
They're not thankfully.
That's the problem, addicted to cheese
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
Cheese is delicious in all of its variations
― calstars, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link
tofu cheese maybe?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
please do not misread that with my display name in mind
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u
― “humanity, whom I love” (cat), Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
cat entirely otm
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
I don't but I think it's time to get one!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.
Ended just in the nick of time
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:46 (four months ago) link
The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:49 (four months ago) link
Had to read that a few times
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:50 (four months ago) link
xpost lol the meeting.
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:09 (four months ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:12 (four months ago) link
Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:14 (four months ago) link
a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:15 (four months ago) link
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:19 (four months ago) link
Stuck in the middle with you
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 22:40 (four months ago) link
been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.
I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.
will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:35 (two months ago) link
why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:38 (two months ago) link
to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:39 (two months ago) link
"one hour", they said
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:40 (two months ago) link