cheers!
― Trip Maker, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Oohh she sounds like a keeper alright :-)
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
im gonna rub out all week. build up my stamina....
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
I try not to wank for 2-3 days beforehand if I think I'm getting laid.
― skrillex pretend (The Reverend), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
different strokes for different folks
or lack thereof
― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
try? do you succeed?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
^^ new TMI poll material imho
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
lol, "can you keep yr filthy perverted hands away from yr junk for more than a day?"
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/272909002.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
im not even gonna get my pants off before i blow a load.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
i support this wanking poll.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, September 19, 2011 12:44 PM Bookmark
Sometimes, sometimes not?
― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
NOT A GOOD LOOK
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)
I usual
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
enthusiasm isn't too bad of a look
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
I usually try to hold off a day or two if I'm anticipating, though sometimes I wank the morning of and still have no probz coming like 2 or 3 times if the sex is good enough.
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
xp um when it leads to PE it is
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
12 hours until penis meets vag.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
Tbf, it's not that hard to just wash your hands.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
Don't blow it, dude! I am psyched for you!!
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
I think I have been overindulging and wonder if like a month-long break from sex would be beneficial and help me focus energy on greater things or something
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
greater things?
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 22 September 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
omg thebingo, good luck!
― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
A month is a big break for you?! damn. impressive Mr. D.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
It's... yeah. I haven't gone more than a month since like May of last year
― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
I asked a girl out last night. She said yes!the gathering storm
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 22 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
Sweet mother of god. I'm back baby.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)
ugh, can you americans stop using the word "wank" -- have some dignity, for christ's sake
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
Bingo, bingo!
― ljubljana, Monday, 26 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
Fantastic weekend. Got to see elbow, panda bear and hump.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)
J0rd, I've been indulgent of "wank" since this film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_NXbtkMDDw
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
Is "wank" considered a Briticism? It seems preferable to any other term for it. There's a certain non-transgressional offhandedness about it that I like. Saying "jack off" makes you sound like a teenager.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
"serial masturbator" has the clinical charm that britishisms lack
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
we said "jerk off" in Jersey
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 September 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
"jerk off" > "wank" by 40 million miles, unless of course you're british
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)
lol i think you have to assume the risk of sounding like a teenager when talking about masturbating
― een, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
and yes "wank" is a total briticism -- have you ever heard an american ever refer to anyone else as a "wanker"?
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)
LET THE CHEST BUMPING COMMENCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 September 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)
haha! Have to admit, had a little trouble at first...first person i've been with in 16 years.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
did she forgive you??
― frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
just like riding a bicycle, amirite?
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
congrats!
btw, i see some clouds on my own horizon
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Monday, 26 September 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
yeah she forgave me. and she rode my bicycle!
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Monday, 26 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
You know you're sexually frustrated when you accidentally read a storefront sign that says "Italian Suits Co." as "Italian Sluts Co."
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
Oh my, those clouds above me are getting dark.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
yep
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
16 fuckin years the bingo! congratulations man
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
Wait - you have a little kid. You mean it's the first new person you've been with in that long, right? Obv you've, uh, done it at least once in that time.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
I really dislike the phrase "jerk off" and its variants.
― Ford Cumlord (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)