Sex Droughts

I'm going to pretend the blurred out name is "Tuomas"

Tuomas Tuomas

shakira, shakira

lol thats actually really close xpost

Tiny Tim

Damn, if someone as devilishly handsome as gr80 isn't getting laid, the rest of us might as well give up.

Don't apologise Laurel! I think I posted from a place of frustration and it was insensitive of me to respond to the about-me aspect of your post when really it was about you. If you really are ok with the sex drought, though, that's good.

rohypnol stick ain't workin

that was an xp of course

i should avoid this thread

It comes in sticks now? What, like gum?

Keep thinking this thread is called "Sex Dwarves"

Sex; bottle or draught?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq19koEPQH1qzma4ho1_500.jpg

kind of lol etc

that i am not having sex right now is a total miscalculation on my part wherein i gave wisdom a value much greater than its actual worth

i'm not in a drought, i'm just on a levée or something, yelling a few choice words about orgasms into the wilderness

I wish someone would yell a few choice words about orgasms at me.

"HUUHGGHH!

http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/umg/holly-johnson-americanos.jpg

Is a choice word, though it will get you no points on "Countdown"

braggin 2011 but in the past two weeks i have passed up sex with two different people just because i don't feel like cleaning my house

also mh that girl you described above pales to the freaks and creeps i have encountered

well you're you, I would expect and hope that you could top that story!

i don't think cleaning one's house is strictly necessary

unless that's a euphemism

I'm kind of a stickler about having a clean house when people come over. It usually results in me being a hermit.

I used to not have people over because of that. Then I just became apologetic, but that sounds really pathetic. Now I am just like "hey, don't trip over anything! can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."

See, at my last apartment I lived in total chaos and never cleaned up and when I moved last December I made a VOW to myself.

and yes, awaiting a meaningful relationship is most likely going to be major sex drought times. May as well bang the crazies and the freaks while you're waiting for Mr/Ms Right

only recently found out that my current girlfriend and a friend of ours (who i also had one very innocent date with) once had a "serious conversation" about the state of my previous apartment

can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."

― mh, Friday, August 19, 2011 9:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 wkiw

haha srsly

though i have been in some really dirty apartments belonging to guys and it's an eyebrow-raiser tbh, but they've always had roommates, which in my experience almost always makes for messy/dirty apartments anyway, so while eyebrow may be raised, heart and rest of body is still willing. unless vermin.

i'm kind of a stickler for clean sheets tho, i will admit

but have never had any "serious conversations" about it

laundry is like the only thing I'm obsessive about! well, the washing part, not necessarily the folding and hanging part.

clean laundry > clean cat litter > clean dishes > the rest

wait put 'clean toilet' in there near the top

Ugh yeah I dated a guy once whos bathroom was just gross, giant mountain of damp dirty clothes, toilet skanky, dustbunnies all over. I actually told him it was offputting, haha.

And I mean I'm not a tidy person at all, this toilet was really disgusting.

I also once dated a guy who had a cat litter tray in the middle of his kitchen floor, with newspaper and loose litter scattered EVERYWHERE. He also smoked in bed.

Blleeeuuuggghhh.

i went home with a girl once who was like working 80 hours a week hustling in LA doing film/acting shit and her apartment was such a mess it was impressive.

for some reason i draped the white dress shirt i was wearing over this standing floor fan she had, and the next day when i lifted it up to put it on, it was COVERED in a coat of thick, grey, dust.

i know this hasn't (yet) turned into a contest about who can be the messiest, but i just moved into a place with exposed floorboards and it makes it look totally okay when messy? like this pic of joe brainard's studio

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1160/854679256_754b345320.jpg

Dude, that's not okay

hahahaaa

ohman, true

we're sorry to dash your varnished hopes but that is a disgrace.

it does look better than if it were on linoleum or shag carpet, say, but most things would

also i have dated guys with really messy/nasty apartments but a clean bathroom and reasonably clean kitchen (usable) is a must

hahaaa, poor schlump

ha ha i ducked out of this thread and missed my reprimand. yeah i don't know, it's just i moved here like a month and a half ago & the last thing i want to do after packing is unpack so it's just kinda unfinished, more than it is messy. i still love that pic above, and regrettably have a comprehensive enough frame of reference in terms of comparable messy spaces to judge that this one looks better, on account of the sections of floor peeking out between books/shoes/boxes/photos etc.

can see i'm not going to persuade you all so i'll stop now

But wait we're an artist's apartment, surely normal rules do not apply?

ha
also i think i thought this was in the interiors thread, the one w/elmo's pictures of an awesome kitchen, am kinda distressed that the context through which my apartment status has been interpreted has been 'sex droughts'

you know, life/art/work being one and the same and all that jazz?

xp

well exactly! i have been making collages, also, so