Sex Droughts

yeah, waiting for one seems like a self-imposed sex drought.

big up meaningful relationships

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ good post

big up meaningful relationships

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 6:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^ good post

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:11 PM (7 minutes ago)

^ good hoosing of good post

thankig u

Wondering why ppl dont ever think a hookup might lead to said meaningful relationship. Gotta start somwewhere after all!

(its worked for me before tbh)

(its worked horribly for me before)

It could, though! eternal optimism

Thats the spirit! :)

(dont get me wrong, I've a load of disasters in recent times ugggh)

my horrible tattoo aesthetic disaster story fits with that, lol

Wait, what story is this then?

OK I just spent about ten minutes looking for that story but it was the one from mid-Mayish when I ended up hooking up with some girl who I kind of found socially odd but attractive and the evening kept getting more and more off-putting but I was still physically turned on and I figured it might be freaky and then she had a hello kitty tattoo next to a jesus fish one on her back, some lower back tattoo that I complemented to which she responded "You can't tell it covers up a name, can you?!?" and she showed me pictures of her really not-so-good art on her phone. Also she drove a VW beetle with peace sign stickers on it and referred to herself as a "free spirit" (which I apparently said was a WARNING SIGN on the girl probe thread six months earlier).

And now, we shall never speak of this again.

Laughing at Apple spell check here: girl probe -> obviously "girl probs"

Hahaha oh my god you poor bastard.

You're right, zora, and I'm sorry, that wasn't a my-pain-is-more-fucked-up-than-your-pain and it wasn't meant to be and I'm sorry. In fact I thank god every night that my bed is empty when I get into it, so my sex drought is clearly self-imposed and I'm fine with it, and I'm sorry you are so torn.

iirc you can end a sex drought and still have an empty bed!

Eh.

girl probe

do you not ever hook up with any of the army of cute women that seem to fill your photography, gr80? I mean, relationships good, that seems like it has some merit, though.

― mh, Tuesday, August 16, 2011 9:04 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

no but i get hella facebook action, broseph:

http://i.imgur.com/qIQGv.png

all anyone ever needs

I'm going to pretend the blurred out name is "Tuomas"

Tuomas Tuomas

shakira, shakira

lol thats actually really close xpost

Tiny Tim

Damn, if someone as devilishly handsome as gr80 isn't getting laid, the rest of us might as well give up.

Don't apologise Laurel! I think I posted from a place of frustration and it was insensitive of me to respond to the about-me aspect of your post when really it was about you. If you really are ok with the sex drought, though, that's good.

rohypnol stick ain't workin

that was an xp of course

i should avoid this thread

It comes in sticks now? What, like gum?

Keep thinking this thread is called "Sex Dwarves"

Sex; bottle or draught?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq19koEPQH1qzma4ho1_500.jpg

kind of lol etc

that i am not having sex right now is a total miscalculation on my part wherein i gave wisdom a value much greater than its actual worth

i'm not in a drought, i'm just on a levée or something, yelling a few choice words about orgasms into the wilderness

I wish someone would yell a few choice words about orgasms at me.

"HUUHGGHH!

http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/umg/holly-johnson-americanos.jpg

Is a choice word, though it will get you no points on "Countdown"

braggin 2011 but in the past two weeks i have passed up sex with two different people just because i don't feel like cleaning my house

also mh that girl you described above pales to the freaks and creeps i have encountered

well you're you, I would expect and hope that you could top that story!

i don't think cleaning one's house is strictly necessary

unless that's a euphemism

I'm kind of a stickler about having a clean house when people come over. It usually results in me being a hermit.

I used to not have people over because of that. Then I just became apologetic, but that sounds really pathetic. Now I am just like "hey, don't trip over anything! can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."

See, at my last apartment I lived in total chaos and never cleaned up and when I moved last December I made a VOW to myself.

and yes, awaiting a meaningful relationship is most likely going to be major sex drought times. May as well bang the crazies and the freaks while you're waiting for Mr/Ms Right

only recently found out that my current girlfriend and a friend of ours (who i also had one very innocent date with) once had a "serious conversation" about the state of my previous apartment

can I get you a jar of whiskey? my glasses are all dirty."

― mh, Friday, August 19, 2011 9:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

<3 wkiw

haha srsly

though i have been in some really dirty apartments belonging to guys and it's an eyebrow-raiser tbh, but they've always had roommates, which in my experience almost always makes for messy/dirty apartments anyway, so while eyebrow may be raised, heart and rest of body is still willing. unless vermin.

i'm kind of a stickler for clean sheets tho, i will admit

but have never had any "serious conversations" about it