"Smell me flipper" would be Scouse, tho, no?
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
alright guys, we can all go home now
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)
My balls smell like gold bond
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
I dip mine in rosewater thrice daily to ensure a pleasurable experience
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0PDoX2GEjhO_HMAQbWjzbkF/SIG=12v0ul0t7/EXP=1312326406/**http%3a//www.imperialhampers.com/userfiles/image/items/FG6513TALCUMPOWDER.JPG
Um, actually...
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
I dip mine in a cigar box full of ball sweat
― blapplebees (crüt), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
Sir, I curse you from the depths of my soul.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)
It's a horrible horrible thing that we don't need to talk about at all imo except maybe to raise awareness about its existence because every single time I hear/read a dude mention the way a woman smells I want to sock them in the mouth because I'm willing to bet that YOUR BALLS DON'T EXACTLY SMELL LIKE ROSES OK, ASSHOLE?
balls...roses...asshole
I just love everything about this post
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
"the love trifecta," we called it
if it weren't for a womans "scent" then "Smell Yo Dick" wouldn't exist, what do you think about that
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpMQ-2KNho
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
that's how they roll in 02155 (xp)
― remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
― frogbs, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:17 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
I just don't know how you keep on doing this to yourself
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
I gotta be honest this sounds delightful. to do, I mean. to watch film of it is considerably less delightful however
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdukksISb1qa1xnko1_500.gif
― remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)
Rosewater ablutions, eh?
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
I have no idea what smell yo dick is mr. bs and I'm p sure I don't want to know either.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
SMELL YO DICK
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
dayo if only you had read the second half of her post
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
curse my reading comprhension
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
you could also google "motley crue burrito" for the gist of the concept
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
Oh Jesus...
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker, but that'd just be way too awkward. Conversational hints have implied that he and his wife are not really into touching other human beings that much and he was squicked out by the idea of getting another person's saliva in his mouth (?!) in a kissing context one time?
they have two kids, I'm sure that the fluid swapping was a necessary evil of some sort
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iOXc7WQoMho/TKuvVawvGGI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/_lycSbK4voY/s1600/howie+yelling+oh+christ.jpg
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
xp washing your escrow after sex?
― Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
I really want to somehow work this thread's concept into a question for a coworker
Hi Rick,
Please see attached the full text of my correspondence with DRN. I have some of the details on everyone CC'd somewhere in my sentbox if you need them.
Best,
MH
PS - washing your junk after sex ????? ;)
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
A+
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
please see attached defiled
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
i hang out on this msgboard i thought u might be interested
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
I share the same view as Michael White.
And I know some dudes who LOVE their nutsmell
On the whole, though, clean freaks are not sexy to me.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah agreed. I'm not saying you have to roam around for days in a post-sex funk but I sort of read the original question as if ppl were immediately rushing to clean up and that's a bit weird and paranoid imo.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
In general tho while I'm neither diry nor messy (usually) I'm about as far as you can get from a clean freak or germaphobe.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
dying at schlump's fake email
― markers, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
Rick -I know you're up to your ears, but we could really use your input on this - link.I've asked Janet if she can take on some of your work so you're freed up. Let me know if you've any Qs.MH.
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
lol my dad's name is rick
my coworker is only like a couple years older than me, which makes this even more awkward in some way
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
i think it's only awkward if you are sincerely considering sounding out someone you describe as a co-worker on his post coital hygiene
― (oboe interlude) (schlump), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
nah, more in the way that I could picture forgetting it's a horrible idea and trying to lead the conversation to it if we were out having drinks after work in a group
― mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
tipping the zookeeper isn't defined yet.
:(
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
at one time i would have been pretty sure this was a calum thread
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
none the worse for it
― CH3C(O)N(CH3)2 (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
Washing your eyes after reading a calumn thread?
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
Who is calum?
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
Calum was a Britpopper and thus a crush when I first lurked around this borad <3
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
Here's a 'typical Calum question'Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?
sort of like a British Tuomas iirc
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
Much, much more malign than Tuomas.
― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
well I just meant in the sort of stream-of-consciousness/where the hell did THAT come from aspect
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
Calum wd actually fuck w/ people IRL
― remy bean, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
without subsequently washing his dick.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
guys this thread was pretty ok so ixnay on the olltray from the ast-lay entury-say
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
i was gonna say, someone oughta google proof that name.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)