Sex Droughts

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I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 21, 2010 10:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

and with that display name

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

cattle grind i love ur big weenie but it hurts me in my vagina

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

i'm listening to amish paradise rite now

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090620141212AAiuLJj

buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

^^had that bookmarked didn't u

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

Well, speaking as a really big guy...

buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

Again, I'm really big

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

:(

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

xp DMO, even

bullbs (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

i am very content with my puppy. some perfectly nice people have complained he bit them and gave them rabies.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

lmfao

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

i am very content with estela.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

estela i see you have not taken cattle grind's advice/recommendation for you yet

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

i did but then i lady lazarused myself.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

i suppose it must be reassuring to know that you're not the only girl who's been hurt by our friend cattle grind

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

max.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

^^

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

And the pile on starts again.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

christine otm guys wtf not that I can really defend that weird post but there's a whole bunch of other boards on ilx to be uncool to ppl on

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

otm

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

so did he rape that chick?

frogbs, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

play him out markers

big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

haha

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Vinci_04_FredYawn-702535.jpg

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

GUYS

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gDNHn.gif

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

^ <3 this guy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

funnie thread

jeff, Friday, 29 July 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

yo who's an iltmi mod? can you just ban anybody who doesn't know how to be cool to ppl on iltmi? pulling the internet-uncool-to-ppl shit on boards where ppl wanna talk about intimate stuff is such banworthy horseshit

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Sex Draughts

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/8479C192.jpg

notes on camping (Pillbox), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

guys if i can't mope around here in peace about how i'm not getting any i swear i'm going back to diaryland

Gukbe, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

by cool do u mean nice or tolerant or not humorous or what here, genuine q

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

lmbo @ diaryland

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

what was diaryland anyway? for people too sensitive for livejournal?

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

neanderthal + underaero, u do realize gr80 was self-clowning in his first post right??

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

it was superior to lj imo

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

this post is ~friends only~

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

gr80's self-clowning was superior to lj's?

also, roxy otm - "tropical bro rohypnol stick" was an insult directed at gr80

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

lj = livejournal

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

not the j4gg3r

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

think of this thread when i hear drake say "i've had sex 4 times this week"

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhhh! it took me a month or so when i first started posting to ilx to figure out that most of the posts referring to "lj" weren't about livejournal

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

i actually think it would be cool if the internet could just ban livejournal tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 July 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

tbh diaryland was superior to l0u1s jagg3r

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

I looked at my old diaryland recently it was seriously a very weird experience because that was a long LONG time ago

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

i wd be pretty okay with being banned from iltmi

max, Friday, 29 July 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

they should just make iltmi single post threads only, no one responds to anyone, just a place to get things off your chest

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 July 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

you deliberately said 'things' instead of 'shit' didn't you

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

xp - couldn't you respond by making a thread about someone else's thread though?

sarahel, Friday, 29 July 2011 06:41 (fourteen years ago)


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