Sex Droughts

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Thanks T :) I really regret saying anything cos he knows of ILX's existence at least in theory so could easily find this, sigh. I'm sure it'll be ok tho.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

That's a bit tricky; I could delete your posts on the subject, but then I'd have to delete the answers other people gave too, which wouldn't be fair.

If you fear something something bad might come out of it, I can always drop this thread from the New Answers page and lock it though. Let me know if that's what you want.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:56 (fifteen years ago)

just change it so it looks like underrated aerosmith made all the questionable posts, I'll take the hit here

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

you're such a not-standing-to-attention whore

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

which is not the best kind

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

This is where the thread degenerates into a bunch of dick jokes.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

i'm waiting...

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

xxxp For those about to flop, we salute you

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:22 (fifteen years ago)

(sorry, but I heard you were AC/DC)

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

just change it so it looks like underrated aerosmith made all the questionable posts, I'll take the hit here

Hahahaha <3 u mang.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 April 2011 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

keep misreading this threadname as Sex Doughnuts & wanting to do a parody thread but there arent enough funny gis results just this one rly

http://blog.trutv.com/.a/6a00d83451d24369e201156fb2b81e970c-150wi

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

guess your idea was a flop :(

br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

*flop*son

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

fun & kind of embarassing for me but w/e fact: first time that joke was made was in the comments section of the singles jukebox review of 'hard in the paint' after i accused british ppl of having bad taste in music & keeping the score down http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=2168

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

flops on top

br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Notable British people Xhuxk, Matos, Haikunym, and Some Dude.

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

Sex Draughts not rly giving me much either

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

parody threads arent funny anyways

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

tb

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit. drought might end in about 24hr.

3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

you just jinxed it, rev. sucks.

gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

yah sorry rev

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

not gonna do it w/ you now

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

fuck you deej, that was supposed to be a secret.

3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

lol deej

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://kcillini77.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/morton_salt.jpg

jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Gratz, Jeff!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

f u

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

aw

tehresa, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

don't wanna jinx it but the last girl i asked out, where i thought i had no chance...it's picked back up, and we've been mad flirting the last two days.

could there be rain in the forecast? who knows.

starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

having sex is pretty cool

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

flopson otm

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

u can quote me on that

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

^ lol

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

still tryin to make it rain over here :/

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

i've been doing a lot of lol sexting over the past week tho. we can't seem to get the logistics aligned.

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

sexting -> sex ting

can be a big leap imo

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, we are trying for monday, after I get back from Portland.

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

sex with exxxxxx

jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 08:25 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8A3uTPTsEE

(Been there many times though, so who am I to judge?)

Tuomas, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit that phrase hit me like a wave of nausea

pitch defect (electricsound), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

i'd love some ex sex right about now.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

omg that clip!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

amazing, tuomas.

jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

Good luck, Rev.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

My husband's been taken off of the blood pressure meds that were keeping the clouds and rain away, so I'm hopeful about our situation.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

I've been writing the woman that broke my drought over the holiday break.
She lives 1000 miles away. She suggested we meet halfway. She's also a staffer for a luxury hotel chain (employee rates!)
So we met for an extra long weekend last week. Even got out of the hotel room for a few hours. Made a casual plan to see each other again.
Is it strange to have this kind of relationship with a pen pal?
One of the best weekends ever.
(side note: On my return trip, I was pulled over by State Troopers in an unfamiliar state about one hour after smoking a joint. I told them the location of the three roaches in my car and let them search the rest of my vehicle. They did not take me to jail. Still get chills when I think about it, though)

Trip Maker, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

P played the MS card HARD as FUCK, in other words.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)


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