-feel like doing that would actually diminish the chances of gettin laid just because you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"
A rather-kinky girl told a story once about ma making her partner go a week with no orgasms because she wanted to see how large of a load she could swallow.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
she must have felt really close to her to open up like that
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I misread that, they were even closer than I thought
that girl sounds fun.
― The Scenario (chrisv2010), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I think a reference to the urban legend about the cheerleader/random gay celebrity/whatever who had to get his/her stomach pumped after swallowing a massive amount of semen is needed here.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
i havent read this whole thread but this sort of experiment seems like it could put you on the fast track to testicular cancer.
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Friday, 18 March 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Even if you're a woman?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 19 March 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno maybe swallowing cum gives you cancer who knows.
Oh wait.
― bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Saturday, 19 March 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think that it works that way SS.
― ENBB, Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
why risk it imo
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Would like to see how the Daily Mail handles this: "Abstinence Causes Cancer! So have lots of sex. Er, no wait... That doesn't fit in with out right wing agenda... FREE pr0n DVD for every reader!!!"
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Saturday, 19 March 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I meant prostate cancer and yeah that is kind of how it works
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 March 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
isn't that only if you're older?
― corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Prostate problems mostly show up in older men, but he's right: The common American sex pattern of not touching your dick or letting anyone else touch your dick until you find True Love, having hot monkey sex lots and lots of times for several years, breaking up, and then letting your dick rot for a few more years until you find True Love again is not good for the prostate at all. Your body is set up for regular ejaculations, and yes, masturbation counts. (No, I don't have a recommended ejaculation frequency.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
The common American sex pattern of not touching your dick or letting anyone else touch your dick until you find True Love, having hot monkey sex lots and lots of times for several years, breaking up, and then letting your dick rot for a few more years until you find True Love
I don't know if this is accurate...
― corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I should have said "traditional", not "common." That's really what I meant.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
ah, that makes sense
― corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm really glad that the stigma against masturbation is much, much less than it once was.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
well, once the priests started offering it instead of penance instead of three hail mary's.......
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
...offering to give all the little boys personal private lessons in how to do it?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link