30-Day Abstinence

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i did this in high school once

was dying after two weeks tbh

brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I did this in high school, too, over and over again. In fact, you could say that my high school years was one long involuntary abstinence ordeal.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

An ex was on an anti-depressant that didn't diminish her libido at all, but she could not reach orgasm. Oral, penetration, vibrators without me present, nada.
I think that side effect made her depression worse.

― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:12 PM (5 days ago)

has opposite effect on me

sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

You have orgasms all the time but don't want to?

dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Or gets depressed by every orgasm she has?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

only orgasms while depressed

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

anytime ive sworn off jerking off i've gotten so much play

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

funny, yeah, i've found that true, too.

scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

admittedly, though, given my line of work a lot of times, i tend not to go too many days without having an orgasm. (i actually signed a contract stating that i don't get paid if i don't come).

scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

anytime ive sworn off jerking off i've gotten so much play

― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

ha, ditto

never really understood that comic trope of "jerk off before you go out on a date" a la something about mary---feel like doing that would actually diminish the chances of gettin laid just because you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought that was so you wouldn't come too quickly if you did get laid.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

for me "not too quickly" usu becomes "not at all" if there was intermediate manual handling

loser beam (electricsound), Friday, 18 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

My husband does best if we get him off quickly in the beginning before the slow, loving foreplay starts. He's the type that can't come after long periods of stimulation.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"

― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

right i mean the tension is gone so you miss obvious signals and wind up going without anyway

not that i know anything abt this

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

of course not neither do i

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Friday, 18 March 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I have failed massively at this challenge btw

corey, Friday, 18 March 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahaha.

I thought that was so you wouldn't come too quickly if you did get laid.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:40 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's the theory, but:

1) as said, the will is reduced
2) if you do 'score', it's way easier to explain "ah, you are too awesome, that's why I came so quickly" as opposed to "It's not you" for the under-action...

Mark G, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

(i actually signed a contract stating that i don't get paid if i don't come).

― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

strangest library job ever...

Mark G, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

can't think of any job where you get paid if you don't come

dayo, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i was setting myself up for that, i guess. well, you all know what i meant.

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

-feel like doing that would actually diminish the chances of gettin laid just because you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"

I have never felt like this ever.

A rather-kinky girl told a story once about ma making her partner go a week with no orgasms because she wanted to see how large of a load she could swallow.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

she must have felt really close to her to open up like that

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

oh I misread that, they were even closer than I thought

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

that girl sounds fun.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I think a reference to the urban legend about the cheerleader/random gay celebrity/whatever who had to get his/her stomach pumped after swallowing a massive amount of semen is needed here.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i havent read this whole thread but this sort of experiment seems like it could put you on the fast track to testicular cancer.

calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Friday, 18 March 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Even if you're a woman?

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 19 March 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno maybe swallowing cum gives you cancer who knows.

Oh wait.

bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Saturday, 19 March 2011 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think that it works that way SS.

ENBB, Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

why risk it imo

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Would like to see how the Daily Mail handles this: "Abstinence Causes Cancer! So have lots of sex. Er, no wait... That doesn't fit in with out right wing agenda... FREE pr0n DVD for every reader!!!"

a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Saturday, 19 March 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I meant prostate cancer and yeah that is kind of how it works

calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 March 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't that only if you're older?

corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Prostate problems mostly show up in older men, but he's right: The common American sex pattern of not touching your dick or letting anyone else touch your dick until you find True Love, having hot monkey sex lots and lots of times for several years, breaking up, and then letting your dick rot for a few more years until you find True Love again is not good for the prostate at all. Your body is set up for regular ejaculations, and yes, masturbation counts. (No, I don't have a recommended ejaculation frequency.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The common American sex pattern of not touching your dick or letting anyone else touch your dick until you find True Love, having hot monkey sex lots and lots of times for several years, breaking up, and then letting your dick rot for a few more years until you find True Love

I don't know if this is accurate...

corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I should have said "traditional", not "common." That's really what I meant.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ah, that makes sense

corey, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm really glad that the stigma against masturbation is much, much less than it once was.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

well, once the priests started offering it instead of penance instead of three hail mary's.......

the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

...offering to give all the little boys personal private lessons in how to do it?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link


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