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― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
uh-owned I'm having a fantasy
owned face
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the other reason i wouldn't try this is i worry it would end up in
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― vanilla friedman (electricsound), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf is that
― corey, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
cough
― vanilla friedman (electricsound), Monday, 7 March 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
if I go more than two days without jerking off or being pleasured i instantly get a boner whenever i see anything spherical in shape
― orville reddenflocka (San Te), Monday, 7 March 2011 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ this.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Monday, 7 March 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
No orgasms for more than 48 hours starts to feel (physically) like nicotine withdrawal to me - which isn't energy, exactly, but a kind of muscle tension.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 7 March 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I count JO as abstinence, btw
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 March 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i've been doing two to three day stints without jerking it recently, and the result has been that having sex is infinitely more pleasurable and i am much more active in my choices of partners, positions, etc.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Its been well over 30 days for me already, since I ditched my last partner late last year and don't find it's worth the bother to go it alone.
I'm never in the mood anymore it seems. In large part because of a prescription med I need to take that's a complete libido killer. I actually *iiked* that side effect at first because it made it easy to resist the late-night booty texts I was until then too tempted to take her up on, from someone whom I was finding increasingly disrespectful and annoying.
― Lee626, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
my meds are supposed to squash my libido, but they don't. although it takes me forever to bust a nut.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Woops, gotta start over u_u
― corey, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha "accident"
― Slow lorax loves getting tickled (dayo), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
It just kinda happened :(
― corey, Thursday, 10 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
but hey, the upside is I don't think I've ever gone four days without jacking it
Since admitting to being a good Freudian, I heard an anecdote where Freud, in a lecture, admitted that sublimation doesn't really work. Heh.
Also, the other thing that's been sort of gotten at is that, after holding it in for like 8 or so days, jerking off is a completely different experience. Way more intense.
― EDB, Thursday, 10 March 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
there is no question in my mind that shagging is wayyyy better when there is no intersample fapping
― australian rules football quarterback (electricsound), Thursday, 10 March 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
x2. Not only will it be way better, but i'll be way more in the mood in the first place
― Lee626, Thursday, 10 March 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i do this all the time!
― homosexual II, Thursday, 10 March 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 11 March 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah that happened to me when I tried Paxil years ago. Switched that shit up asap iirc.
― ENBB, Friday, 11 March 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Literally like 45 minutes. My back can't take that, my wife usually leaves and manually whack it until I'm done
― The Scenario (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Her first orgasm, about a week after changing meds, was a thing of beauty.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 11 March 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i did this in high school once
was dying after two weeks tbh
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I did this in high school, too, over and over again. In fact, you could say that my high school years was one long involuntary abstinence ordeal.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
An ex was on an anti-depressant that didn't diminish her libido at all, but she could not reach orgasm. Oral, penetration, vibrators without me present, nada.I think that side effect made her depression worse.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:12 PM (5 days ago)
has opposite effect on me
― sarahel, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
You have orgasms all the time but don't want to?
― dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Or gets depressed by every orgasm she has?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
only orgasms while depressed
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
anytime ive sworn off jerking off i've gotten so much play
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
funny, yeah, i've found that true, too.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
admittedly, though, given my line of work a lot of times, i tend not to go too many days without having an orgasm. (i actually signed a contract stating that i don't get paid if i don't come).
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
anytime ive sworn off jerking off i've gotten so much play― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 15, 2011 8:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
ha, ditto
never really understood that comic trope of "jerk off before you go out on a date" a la something about mary---feel like doing that would actually diminish the chances of gettin laid just because you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that was so you wouldn't come too quickly if you did get laid.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
for me "not too quickly" usu becomes "not at all" if there was intermediate manual handling
― loser beam (electricsound), Friday, 18 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
My husband does best if we get him off quickly in the beginning before the slow, loving foreplay starts. He's the type that can't come after long periods of stimulation.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
right i mean the tension is gone so you miss obvious signals and wind up going without anyway
not that i know anything abt this
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 March 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
of course not neither do i
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Friday, 18 March 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I have failed massively at this challenge btw
― corey, Friday, 18 March 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahaha.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Friday, 18 March 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that was so you wouldn't come too quickly if you did get laid.― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:40 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 18 March 2011 00:40 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That's the theory, but:
1) as said, the will is reduced2) if you do 'score', it's way easier to explain "ah, you are too awesome, that's why I came so quickly" as opposed to "It's not you" for the under-action...
― Mark G, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
(i actually signed a contract stating that i don't get paid if i don't come).― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
strangest library job ever...
― Mark G, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link
can't think of any job where you get paid if you don't come
― dayo, Friday, 18 March 2011 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
i was setting myself up for that, i guess. well, you all know what i meant.
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
-feel like doing that would actually diminish the chances of gettin laid just because you'd be all "welp i came two hours ago so w/e"
A rather-kinky girl told a story once about ma making her partner go a week with no orgasms because she wanted to see how large of a load she could swallow.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
she must have felt really close to her to open up like that
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I misread that, they were even closer than I thought
that girl sounds fun.
― The Scenario (chrisv2010), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
well, once the priests started offering it instead of penance instead of three hail mary's.......
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
...offering to give all the little boys personal private lessons in how to do it?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link