Sex Droughts

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"how hard is it"

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

Its actually pretty hard to bone someone when you've lost interest in them, which sadly happens in relationships on occasion (been on both sides of this myself)

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

it's easier if getting hard isn't a requirement for boning.

sarahel, Thursday, 24 February 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.

berk psychosis (Trayce), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

back scratches

yessssss

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.

I think the word you're looking for is "degrading."

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

Three weeks and counting for me, mostly because of my husband's depression.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

I'm giving it until my next birthday before I lop my dick off and fedex it to Greenland.

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 24 February 2011 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

well those following my weekend updates know my drought ended

homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

it was a president's day miracle!

homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

was this an isolated shower or the harbinger of the storm

racing up the fuck charts (electricsound), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

that remains to be seen my friend

for now, an isolated shower

homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

this lady i'm seeing is....insatiable

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

braggin' 2011

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

feelin u bro xpost

racing up the fuck charts (electricsound), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

yeah sorry. it's just novel after a pretty hefty drought, is all.

xp

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

seven fat years seven lean years iirc

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

when do my fat years start?

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

^i thought i clicked on the fitness chicks thread, and was confused

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 February 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

funnily enough once you get fat the lean years kick in.

It's a shitty metaphor tbph, we should prob use another

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

LOL were you in a porn film or something =)

berk psychosis (Trayce), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

need to get laid tbh

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

its weird how impatient i am about it now

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

Me too! And usually I honestly dont give a rats, but something's put ants in me pants lately. Its ... frustrating.

berk psychosis (Trayce), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

well part of it is the 'so close yet so far' thing cause there are phone calls i could make that would substantially increase the chances of precipitation but all.....clouds are.....not accessible.

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

my friend was a pizza delivery dude too and he was kinda shocked how often he was accosted by customers

and/or offered a joint

stuff like that

sounds like a dream job!

homosexual II, Friday, 25 February 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

your friend =

http://img.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/COL-D03722D/1/Loverboy.jpg

EXTRA ANCHOVIES

ENBB, Friday, 25 February 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

I was thinkin more like this:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75ekoXPq91qcym1wo1_500.jpg

berk psychosis (Trayce), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

(amazing how easy that was to find typing "david cross pizza" haha lol)

berk psychosis (Trayce), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

Trayce, try going through short-term nymphomania and having your period at the same time. (No, I can't just ignore the mess and do it anyway. It gets too painful.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Ladies and Gentleman,

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

I er. So anyway!

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Friday, 25 February 2011 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

christine, tell me more about this short term nymphomania

homosexual II, Friday, 25 February 2011 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

do not GIS for big sausage pizza

Neu! romancer (dayo), Friday, 25 February 2011 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

Love ENBB for posting Lover Boy = for some reason I am obsessed with that terrible film.

emil.y, Friday, 25 February 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

lol I don't even know how many times I've seen that movie. It was always on TV when I was growing up. That and the other Dempsey masterpiece "Can't Buy me Love".

ENBB, Friday, 25 February 2011 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

Christine Greatest Troll Ever Indigo

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

NO. Never. I never troll people. I love discussion boards too much to do that to them.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

Christine, how do you define "short term"?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 February 2011 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Ronnie Express.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

xp This one lasted two days and was gone.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

most weeks I don't really miss it.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

Lucky you! I miss my period one week and I start worrying I'm pregnant for sure.

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

i am basically constantly terrified that i'm pregnant

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

i have twice dreamt that i was pregnant. it felt (in my dream) like i had to take a shit. (though i did not actually have to shit, fyi.)

curiously, in my dream i was surprised but not upset about the situation

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 February 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think i had a pregnancy dream once tbh. i didn't know how to take it.

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 February 2011 07:14 (fifteen years ago)

xp I meant the STN, not my period--that usually lasts 3-4 days (sometimes 1 or 2). And my husband had a vasectomy 15 years before I met him, so I don't have to worry about that.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

The pregnancy dream that I talked about on the 77 What's Happening thread is the only one I've had that I can remember.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 27 February 2011 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

My sex drive has been almost zero lately. Like, I haven't even gone looking for pr0n to kill time. I think I've only rubbed one out about twice in the last month. I've heard that's a sign of depression, but I don't think that's what this is. My day to day life is typically upbeat and I'm not dwelling on any weighty problems, but sex just seems to be something my mind/body isn't gravitating toward recently.

Guess I'm not fishing for solutions, just reassurance that I'm not broken.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 27 February 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)


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