lol at correcting him on "Balls" but apparently gesucken is the correct verb. :D
― totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
sorry, gehrsucken
― totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
The important part is sounding like Christoph Waltz.
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:22 (fifteen years ago)
Meinen Eier heißen Lekkerland.
― A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:25 (fifteen years ago)
I thought gesucken had a nice ring. Hey if geflirted can be an actual word that's used today (which it is) then gesucken can too in my mind.
― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
Rot ist Liebe,schwarz ist das Loch.Auch wenn es weh tut,rein muss er doch.Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,alles auf dem Rasen.Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,auf dem schönen Rasen.Und ist der Rasen nass,macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.
Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,alles auf dem Rasen.
Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,auf dem schönen Rasen.Und ist der Rasen nass,macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.
― mike t-diva, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
its better than naw on my choad.
― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
This made me laugh and I wanted to share it, but no one available ATM, so I hope someone here will enjoy it! Be sure to click View It In A Room.
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/25/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-3/
NSFW, obv., but not very.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)
ayo
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 February 2011 07:10 (fifteen years ago)
hello. yesterday i did a group blowjob/cum-eating scene with four other guys in an RV that was parked on a side alley in SF. i am somewhat surprised that i still qualify as 'twink.' think it's my face? i dunno.
anyway, it was fun, and soon enough, my cum-covered mouth will be on the back of a DVD in disgusting porn shops all over the land.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
Claire Daynze in My So-Called Cum-Covered Mouth.
― The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
Claire Gaynes, more like it, right?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
Jizz Staynes
― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
Jordan Cuminmylano
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
I very nearly posted "Cumallanyou"
― corey, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
jesus fucking christhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:19 (fifteen years ago)
i like want to vomit everything the world has ever eaten right now.
cool song
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
"it's the meaning of life"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
i actually just had another conniption fit listening to that song again.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:20 (fifteen years ago)
and when I asked
for some hot white cum
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
More songs about buildings and cum
― The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:24 (fifteen years ago)
oh cum lizphair faithful
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 March 2011 15:49 (fifteen years ago)
JOYFUL
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.
― corey, Friday, 25 March 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
The Skinbridges of Madison County
― Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
it's like freddy krueger's cock!
― homosexual II, Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
not clicking on wiki link
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Sunday, 27 March 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)
notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.
Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"
― mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
Lol.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (fifteen years ago)
i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
'crumpet'
― James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.
SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.
MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.
I'M IN LOVE.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:52 (fifteen years ago)
<3
i think
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
you should get the nipple thing checked
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)