damn, crut really was determined huh
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
i guess clgdi came through for a bro
I'd say I have the magic touch, but given the intimate activity we're talking about, people might take it the wrong way. :-)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
xp I'm told that a good way to cure blue balls (other than the obvious way, of course) is to try to lift something too heavy for you to lift.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
:-)
― gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
*kiss*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:24 (fifteen years ago)
NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
mmhm.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
zuuuuuhh.
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:16 (fifteen years ago)
Going stir crazy here.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
yeah dont get me started...things exactly haven't been off the fuck charts in my house.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
Muppet declared this weekend that he not only doesn't want to have sex any more, he doesn't want to want it, i.e. he does not intend to do anything about it. Would it be shallow and selfish to end a relationship on this basis? /sigh
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
no.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
Just say "ok but I'm gettin it elsewhere u cool with that"
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)
The irony for me is I want things more when Im single than when I have it in a relationship.
I think JF was otm way upthread, I really just miss back scratches and having someone next to me. Back scratches and head scritchies omg MAN.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
Wish fervently cld say that and follow through, but so hung up on him, the idea makes me nauseous. What a dick. Upside: I do get some head scritchies. Hard to walk away from free head scritchies!
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)
get a fuck buddy and some lice powder imo
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
Hard to walk away from free head
(Sorry)
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
these days im lucky to get a kiss.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
At least extricate yourself before attempting to walk away... and pull yr trousies up.
xp
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
get out, both of you!
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
I get kisses but no tongues. It's like my boyfriend morphed into some kind of unfortunately hott, celibate gay best friend when I wasn't looking.
Love and shared accommodations make leaving not-so-simple.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
damn, tough situation.
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
head scritchies!
― flopson, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
dan savage would tell you to give your partner a heads-up you're going to get your head-scratches (or what have you) elsewhere. then proceed with getting your head-scratch rocks off wherever you deem fit.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
i have been this muppet. my strong advice would be to end it
― vag vag vag (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
you will look back and realize that it's actually pretty simple, it just doesn't seem like it now.
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
I've done this before, it wasn't.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
Like, okay, I don't want to take out the trash or do the dishes but I fucking do them anyway. How hard is it to bone someone? Why would someone be all "oh I really like you but I don't want you to be sexually gratified anymore ever, sorry!"
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
"how hard is it"
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
Its actually pretty hard to bone someone when you've lost interest in them, which sadly happens in relationships on occasion (been on both sides of this myself)
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
it's easier if getting hard isn't a requirement for boning.
― sarahel, Thursday, 24 February 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.
― berk psychosis (Trayce), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)
back scratches
yessssss
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
I think the word you're looking for is "degrading."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
Three weeks and counting for me, mostly because of my husband's depression.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
I'm giving it until my next birthday before I lop my dick off and fedex it to Greenland.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 24 February 2011 02:55 (fifteen years ago)
well those following my weekend updates know my drought ended
― homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
it was a president's day miracle!
― homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
was this an isolated shower or the harbinger of the storm
― racing up the fuck charts (electricsound), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
that remains to be seen my friend
for now, an isolated shower
― homosexual II, Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
this lady i'm seeing is....insatiable
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
braggin' 2011
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
feelin u bro xpost
― racing up the fuck charts (electricsound), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
yeah sorry. it's just novel after a pretty hefty drought, is all.
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
seven fat years seven lean years iirc
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
when do my fat years start?
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
^i thought i clicked on the fitness chicks thread, and was confused
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:56 (fifteen years ago)
My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 February 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
funnily enough once you get fat the lean years kick in.
It's a shitty metaphor tbph, we should prob use another
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:14 (fifteen years ago)