have you ever distributed an erotic photograph via sexual text messaging?

yes, many times.

sometimes i'm flipping through pics on my phone to show people and one of my erect penis shows up and it's like, "uh" but then i'm like, "well, you can see it anytime you want anyway, whatever"

an ex sent me naked pictures of herself, I sent her a dickture, we both agreed to delete immediately

only ascii, does that count?

e.g. boobies :-)8-<

those can't be real.

never seen boobs grow out of a chin before

haha "dickture"

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I knew it was you because you're bad at everything

choosing to take this as a compliment

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, January 24, 2011 12:49 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

holy shit this is the most accidentally insulting thing I have ever said

for some reason I thought you were Abbott and she'd just mentioned someone at one point saying that to her one time so I tried to make a joek and instead I made a verymean :(

ahahaha. fwiw I knew it was a joke but didn't know it was for Abbott.

Hahaha. I thought that was hilarious but sort of out of character for Stevie!

Re the poll, there should be consideration given to whether participants have sent moving pictures. Or talkies.

Or ribald telegrams.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

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yes 15

Pics or it didn't happen, amirite?

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

Pics received: deleted w/in 30 minutes of receiving them
Pics sent: who knows, but I'd like to think the same thing happened on her end

-Usher, "Pics Received"

if I still had my old phone, I'd be able to upload em, but trust me....you don't want to see them.

My celly is so old all I could send is emoticon penises, and I'm sure none of the girls (save for one, perhaps) I've dated would've found them "erotic".

I have never sent naked photos via phone, though I have passed around a picture of my cock that I had on my iPod at a gay bar.

"LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN TIL YOU STAY STOP STOP"

I'm usually more restrained and polite, often for ironic effect. "I am writing to officially inform you of my intention to fuck the shit out of you later this evening. Regards, K."

And at brunch at a gay-owned and operated brunch place.

So it was only on your iPod in a gay bar?

xpost

hey if it was a gay bar you'd be fucking the shit into them, right? see because oh never mind

: |

I can't even imagine doing this. I mean I've only ever taken "erotic" pics once and I was so paranoid they'd end up in the wrong hands. Txting just seems waaaaaaaaaaaay too risky.

I must admit I have emailed one or 2 ppl pics, erm. Did not inc my face in them why bcs I'm not stupid.

Would never ever do something on a phone tho. That just seems insane.

I'd only ever do it with a girlfriend, and even then you kinda need to be careful to ensure that they're deleted so that if you all wind up breaking up later on bad terms, you know they won't wind up all over the internet.

to be fair tho she sent me one back so we both kinda had collateral

yah that was kind of my deal. And I am almost 100% certain the person in question will have deleted them since. Prob out of digust if nothing else lol :/

I'm sure that's not true! (teh digust part that is)

to be honest my g/f at the time pulled a lot of this sexual liberation out of me. I even did full frontal nudity in a play for 5 seconds, which I woulda been too scared to do in years prior. same w/ the pics.

If anyone wants a sext from me this morning please leave your number on this thread and I will sext you a pic of my right testicle (wrapped in my scrotum, of course).

hold on getting l0u jagg3rs number one sec

$10 on Paypal get you a pic of the testicle itself.

i want a scale model built using plaster

Can you still buy a cast of Momus's unit from Cynthia Plaster Caster?

http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/hell-noo.jpg

lol

recount

i am sure people's answers would be different now

I miss unregistered:

fuck a bunch of this

― alpaca bowl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, January 23, 2011 9:36 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just did as you said, Whiney. now where do you want me to send the pix?

― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered)

bridged the entire snapchat era between thread inception and revive, hmm

I have but only to a girlfriend. And it was silly, an Aladdin costume with no bottom

Can't wait for the day they wind up on TMZ

nowhere near as explicit as what I've been sent

like: I messaged a dude to discuss astrology and he sends me a dick pic ....

classic aries

he wasn't an aries

FUCK

clearly a Virgo

"it appears your dick is in retrograde"

I've only sent dick pics when explicitly solicited. would feel weird to send one unbidden, even in the context of a long-term sexual relationship

and sending one to someone you've just been digitally small-talking with is serious psycho shit

some of my gay friends send me dick pics of the models/adult film stars they spot in the city. I don't know why they think I wanted these but I do give feedback. I have never gotten one otherwise and thought it was a millennial/gen z thing and then Bezos happened.

but I do give feedback.

"Very well-formed, almost Davidesque. Needs manscaping. B+"

maybe its just that I've been in a relationship for 24 years but why the fuck would anyone want to look at my dick? it looks a bit like a penis and is vaguely penis shaped but otherwise it's just a penis

I think the fact you've been in a relationship for 24 years is key here

Xpost I mean i feel the same way, they're kinda ugly and unremarkable, but I'm hardly the intended audience

I feel like I'm in some alternate universe where it's abnormal, whereas when I told IRL friends about it, they were all very laconic about it, and one told me that she has a dude that not only sends her dick pics but jack off videos -- unsolicited.

like, "Oh, it's a text from Ben ..... oh it's another jackoff video ... I think he's in the laundry room?"

As such, this is a time when you are encouraged to recognize that knowledge hoarded is ultimately wasted on those who would hoard it; to recognize that its true value lies in its transmission, and to broadcast your experiences in the subtle realms for those of us back on earth.

Few understand the language of the ephemeral quite like you, Scorpio; this week, recognize that a language only one person can read is effectively dead.

maybe he'll send me another dick pic .... lol

I do this, only it's pictures of Dick Cavett

https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/dill

I WASN'T FINISHED

...'s penis

xxps oh god yeah when we got together the accepted courtship ritual was to fall into each other in a dank student nightclub while dancing to Shed Seven, it's another universe entirely. Question for the single type: are dickpics ever a successful wooing technique?

https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/sites/default/files/styles/tall_rectangle_custom_user_large_1x/public/images/contributor/dick_360x450.jpg?itok=bbX9Gn7H×tamp=1421343363p

Very well-formed, almost Philippian. Needs manscaping. B+

big fat horselover dick