my drought was almost over in December, but then our first session fell short for various reasons, and then we broke up like a week later :/.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
slouching towards 5 years I think. I often wonder if I'll look back upon my twenties when I'm old aged and want to shoot myself for wasting them. Or if I'll have shot myself well before then.
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
(not really gonna shoot myself)
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
Haven't resorted to giving myself a "stranger" yet
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
As mentioned upthread, I had a 5-year drought from 24-29. I look back now and think "eh, I probably could've had some sex if I wanted to" but it doesn't keep me up at night or anything.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 January 2011 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not sitting at the foot of my bed crying or anything but my body is very cranky with me atm!
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 06:08 (fifteen years ago)
I miss cuddling/laying on the couch naked watching a movie/just staying in on a weekend night together more than I miss sex, tbh.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:25 (fifteen years ago)
laying on the couch naked watching a movie
I can only be comfortable like this for a short amount of time. I ALWAYS end up putting on at least some pants.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 January 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
I miss the kind of anticipatory stuff with someone new. The buzz. Its been ages. It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
i don't even know what i miss these days. sex probably isn't in the top 5
― whole lotta cocorosie (electricsound), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.
^^This^^ Sex and relationships seem more like a concept than an actual experience now. It really doesn't bother me that much, though films and music make me want it to.
― Gukbe, Friday, 21 January 2011 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeh music is when it hits me. Songs I like making out to or get daydreamy about or whatever. Bleh.
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Friday, 21 January 2011 07:39 (fifteen years ago)
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, January 21, 2011 2:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
oh god yes. these memories are always the first to haunt me.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 12:23 (fifteen years ago)
i could never lay on the couch naked with someone for a long period of time without getting busy. I'd have a boner the entire time.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
Well i mean it's ususally after you've already done that. No one just decodes to be naked while they watch a movie.
― her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
neo and trinity that one time
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)
But a movie is around 90 minutes on average
I'm going to get a boner about two minutes after laying next to a naked chick, maybe ten minutes if I just had sex
― sectarian chicken (mh), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
Still no green shoots pushing through the snows of celibacy here. BF says weeks of physio will be required before he can consider anything so strenuous. Sympathy stores = well below zero.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
i need to find some dude out there with no standards who will bang me
― homosexual II, Friday, 21 January 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)
yeah im with mh, if i just had sex and am laying around nude...i can guarantee its boner time in 10 minutes again.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)
i think im at half a fatty all day anyways.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
i'm at about 4 months now. i was ok for a while (even shot down/passed up a few chances) but since Dec I've been, um... wanting badly.having a 1/3 century b-day bash tonight - so hopefully something comes up!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
evidently this thread needs to rent 'threesome'
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 January 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
is that recommended for naked couch viewing?
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
maybe it kills boners!
― sectarian chicken (mh), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
i do love a little sex on the couch though.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
as do i.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
just a little one mind
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
My husband and I actually did hang around the house naked for a while after we got together. That changed after his mother moved in (the first time; she's lived with us a couple of times over the years) and we never got back to it.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
*sigh*
― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 23 January 2011 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
I'm kind of in my "dont' want to be around people" phase at the moment, which isn't too rare for January, so might as well cover my nether regions with a tarp
― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 23 January 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
That would be the extra large cover-up-roofs-after-a-hurricane size tarp, right?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:38 (fifteen years ago)
wait is that a big dick joke?
smdh
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
:-B Yep.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
anyway what is the opposite of a drought
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
braggin 2011
― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
je ne regrette rien
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
Rolling makin it rain 2011 thread
― call me mr. flintstone, i can scream at dinosaurs (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
itt: spoiled brats
― een, Monday, 24 January 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
gbx u want word monsooon imo
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
cool thx bro
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
tsexual tsunami
― gr8080, Monday, 24 January 2011 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
I believe 'waterfalls of pussy' was the phrase coined a few years ago.
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaYdsumxflw
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:58 (fifteen years ago)
ok smdh @ myself
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/69039054.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:20 (fifteen years ago)
actually I believe gbx has reservations at the pussy buffet
― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
I just realized how sad it is that I have this thread bookmarked.
― knits you a baby (The Reverend), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
lol "the saddest bookmarks" would be a good thread
― gr8080, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
"all of them"
― markers, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:55 (fifteen years ago)