How Gross Are You?

depends on the plughole diameter/bristol scale ratio

man that seems like a lot of thinking and calculating in a time of need

ime it's worth taking the time.

I mean is there a laminated cheat sheet or something we can put in the shower to refer to

you'll learn nothing that way son

do nature a solid by dropping a solid in the shower

the toilet thus becomes an ancient relic

the shower thus becomes a shitpool

"honey for the life of me i can't figure out why i smell worse and worse every time i shower"

M*** R****y
just had a wee in the shower :))
(and before everyone starts calling me a scumbag, i know you all do it!)

FB status of a guy i know, non ilxor.

his profile pic is

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/818963/pug.jpg

creepy

adorable!

oh yeah, i meant the coincedence was creepy!

this isn't really that gross, just bizarre: I have noticed that sometimes IMMEDIATELY after I smoke weed, a long, fully-grown white hair that wasn't there before ends up protruding from this particular spot on my right cheek. wtf does this mean/how the fuck does this happen

uh

you are growing a smoke persian rug

you are transforming into Liu Kang

my bacne is bleeding

When I had bacne, I had to throw out a few t-shirts for that very reason.

Bite toenails: Check
Bite cuticles and chew up the skin (although don't swallow it): Check
Express blackheads/whiteheads/acne: Have we even MET?
Pick nose: Check, for when you really can't get the stuff in the back
Hork sinus congestion out mouth and sort of swish it around to sense the texture before spitting: Check! (Soooo satisfying.)
Bacne blood/scratches: Check, because my stupid skin is SO SENSITIVE to every goddamn thing.
Pee in shower: Oh please, this is not even gross.

Have peed in a pint glass from the kitchen sink when boyfriend's roommate simply would NOT get out of the shower. Poured down sink drain, washed glass afterward.

i was up at 3am last night watching botfly extraction videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkiZkmmHRnU

Oh yeah, I've seen that one.

I sometimes watch the zit squeezing ones on youtube. I often have to do so through my hands for the really gross ones (there is some unbelievable) stuff out there but I love it.

Oh wait that's a compilation - I hadn't seen it. THE ONE IN THE EYEBALL. Oh. My. God.

Also, now that I'm thinking about gross things involving peeing, have wiped self with all manner of things in club/bar bathrooms/while in altered states (or not wiped at all), including own underwear or tights (remove first, ball up and stuff in purse for laundry, or possibly throw out), the cardboard roll that has no more toilet paper on it (remove from spindle first and throw out after), own hand (wash after). Pretty much I figure guys don't have to wipe anything, so I don't mind being cavalier about it, either.

Yeah I have done all three of those. The cardboard tube one works pretty well but is sort of uncomfortable.

hahaha the one where the botfly juice gets on the camera lens

I've learned more on ILX than I've ever learned in school.

is it wrong that now I kind of want to get infected by a botfly larvae just so I can pull one out

yes

I sometimes watch the zit squeezing ones on youtube.

these are always so unsatisfying tho

botfly vidz are p w/e this is the shit to fuck with: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cutaneous_conditions

You do not want to be in a room with me within 12 hours of my having eaten any kind of cheese.

is it wrong that now I kind of want to get infected by a botfly larvae just so I can pull one out

― dayo, Monday, January 16, 2012 2:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had this same thought! Like it has to feel so satisfying when that thing pops out!

I've been kind of bummed I haven't gotten a big zit in like 10 years, I miss poppin em.

I'm not gonna read that lamp because I feel like I could catch one of those just by reading about it

Oh, shut up WGW you poor unblemished man.

I've been kind of bummed I haven't gotten a big zit in like 10 years, I miss poppin em.

srsly!! there is little on earth my satisfying!!

slow down there, gollum

lol

http://www.aafp.org/afp/2000/1015/afp20001015p1823-f1.gif

also how excellent are diagrams like these?? they abstract the grossness in a perfect way imo

slow down there, gollum

pinch the pimples like nipples to get the pus amirite??

I've popped zits in the past that erupted on the scale of Krakatoa.

I've gotten a few tiny zits lately and it felt unsatisfying to pop them

I think I may be a premature popper

fuck, pretty sure ENBB and I are soul sisters. I do all these things, including preteen toenail biting past (got called out on it by an Aunt, said I ripped the nail off.. stopped after that), even once masturbated at previous job!

Sometimes floss out teeth in a pinch with strands of hair - don't know if that's gross really but can't think of much else that's left! I used to be a bathtub smoker when I lived at my Dad's house (he smoked everywhere, why shouldn't I? Used to grab a book, ashtray, cigs and a Portishead CD and soak until the water got cold, refilling once or twice..)

I've never heard of the hair floss before, but yeah...makes sense.

lol Lex, <3

I have terribly spaced teeth so I get a lot of things stuck in, and have some obsessive issues about things stuck in teeth - so yeah, since I don't carry toothpicks.. pluck a hair!

Also an occasional hair grows out of my chin and I LOVE plucking that fucker but I know I've discussed that before. So fun.

<3!

agreed that the botfly removal looks so satisfying. well, not the eye ones.

following on from laurel's honking of sinus congestion, at the moment i'm coughing up all kindsa gross shit, and kind of enjoying the feel of it in my mouth.

hey yall, still a booger eater :/