Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

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There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif

tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

Can you post it from outside a grocery?

Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!

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gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

r u really?

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.

bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

Of course. Especially since none of us really exist outside of Ned's imagination.

StanM, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

fuck you for making me think about my cock and Ned's imagination at the same time

gr8080, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

this feels like watching a 3 hour trailer for a 10 minute movie

five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

No cock, just getting you all back for all the anticlimactic bumps.

Solid Gold Danzas (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

that's what she said

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

lololol

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

all net

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

We still have gotten nowhere w/ this btw

Mrs. Doubtfife (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

the untraceable likeness of peen

buzza, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

fail

egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, I give up on this.

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nastybanners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Horse_penis.jpg

Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

that's from 2006, in nebraska

Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

I meant for that to be really funny, sorry in advance

Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

you have to go like this:

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

"sorry in advance, guys"

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

Obviously. Where's the lei?

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png

StanM, Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

dying

 (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

poll??

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI

Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.

Lee547 (Lee626), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html

nummy num kraut jizz goodness (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg

(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?

it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://pearlypenilepapules.com/images/bumps-on-penis.jpg

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

got a new zoom lenz

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

holy

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

z s wins the entire internet

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

your cock crashed my phone, just fyi

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

new board description

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)


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