(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
If this leads to an untraveable tits thread, I'm in.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
Can I say the last half of this thread has been an emotional rollercoastr for me? I am wondering now IF I ever formed a penis poop? Can we get Elizabeth Loftus in here?>
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
lol "Packing Nut" and "Wall Mount Flange"
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
which mod is going to check the IPs to confirm cock identities
― ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Trypophobia thread, but so I'm doing both.
If I knew how to use Photoshop, I would make Wall-o-peeholes [and post it here]. Perhaps someone with the ability will do it for me.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/793991335_be186601ae.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
:-B
There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif
― tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
Can you post it from outside a grocery?
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
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― gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
r u really?
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.
― bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
Of course. Especially since none of us really exist outside of Ned's imagination.
― StanM, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
fuck you for making me think about my cock and Ned's imagination at the same time
― gr8080, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
this feels like watching a 3 hour trailer for a 10 minute movie
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
No cock, just getting you all back for all the anticlimactic bumps.
― Solid Gold Danzas (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
that's what she said
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
lololol
all net
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
We still have gotten nowhere w/ this btw
― Mrs. Doubtfife (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
the untraceable likeness of peen
― buzza, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
fail
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, I give up on this.
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nastybanners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Horse_penis.jpg
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
that's from 2006, in nebraska
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:40 (fifteen years ago)
I meant for that to be really funny, sorry in advance
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
you have to go like this:
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
"sorry in advance, guys"
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg
Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:35 (fifteen years ago)
Obviously. Where's the lei?
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:06 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png
― StanM, Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
dying
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)
poll??
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)
This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI
Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html
― nummy num kraut jizz goodness (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)