In England we have the biggest cocks of all...http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/Noel-Liam-Gallagher.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 3 January 2011 09:32 (fifteen years ago)
Wow did I really actually do this?
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
I actually also tried to reg an anonymous acct ppl could use but I never got a confirmation email and at this point maybe it's better that way.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
this thread is sexist
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
Not true; female ILXor's are more than welcome to take an untraceable close-up of the heads of their cocks and post them here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
quiet u im tryna get the focus right
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3179615/2/istockphoto_3179615-piggy-bank.jpg
― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)
― Pashmina, Monday, 3 January 2011 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
LOL now it gets interesting.
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
Stevie D you enrich this world /
iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wonderful-photos.net/wp-content/uploads/circumcised-penis.jpg
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
just doin the lord's work, guys
lol hotlinking img
u all got lucky
I will regret sharing this butto combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
I probably would have taken the pic. :/
― ENBB, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
Abbott you have let us all down
― Urban Coochie Collective (sic), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:19 (fifteen years ago)
50 new answers + no pics of cock yet = watching 45 minutes of previews before a movie
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
Adulthood rescinded due to telling us about it.
― Please fetishize responsibly (Michael White), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
okay everyone here is an acct you can use if u wanna b *anonymous*
l: ilxpee✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧p: ilxpeen4u
― underrated anonymous penises I have shared, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
that is ilxpeen4u at gmail dot com
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark
...you may not have, but someone else did
excellent shits that i have taken
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
How about ILXOR partners? Can I post a picture of my husband's cock?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
(And, yes, he's 100% on board with the idea.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
Sure.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
(It'll be a while--he's up north for a week.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
If this leads to an untraveable tits thread, I'm in.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
Can I say the last half of this thread has been an emotional rollercoastr for me? I am wondering now IF I ever formed a penis poop? Can we get Elizabeth Loftus in here?>
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
lol "Packing Nut" and "Wall Mount Flange"
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:09 (fifteen years ago)
which mod is going to check the IPs to confirm cock identities
― ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Trypophobia thread, but so I'm doing both.
If I knew how to use Photoshop, I would make Wall-o-peeholes [and post it here]. Perhaps someone with the ability will do it for me.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/793991335_be186601ae.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:25 (fifteen years ago)
:-B
There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif
― tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
Can you post it from outside a grocery?
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:14 (fifteen years ago)
― gr8080, Monday, January 10, 2011 10:25 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (fifteen years ago)
r u really?
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.
― bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)
I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.
― Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:24 (eleven years ago)
there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget
― thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (eleven years ago)
kinda bummed no one did this
is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (eleven years ago)
I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,
half an inch
The rest (NSFW)
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:32 (eleven years ago)
http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg
― dylannn, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:50 (eleven years ago)
'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock
― soref, Monday, 23 February 2015 07:43 (eleven years ago)
http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:32 (eleven years ago)
This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.
Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9
― EDB, Sunday, 11 December 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)
Weiner
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 11:38 (seven years ago)
Man the good ol days
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 8 September 2018 14:45 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com
― coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)
lol
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716
Will this URL be resolved? Find out now.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2018 22:27 (seven years ago)
Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 5 November 2018 22:43 (seven years ago)
i'm lyin alonewith my head on the phone
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:51 (six years ago)
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:12 (six years ago)