$200.
and no, vegegirl, whatever. weird fetishes are where i'm a viking.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:07 (fifteen years ago)
'oh i mean, what a freakshow, i mean, that comes with the territory when you...uh...shit on people for a living'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://vaughtgallery.com/show-image/620065/Heidi-Vaught/Untitled-no.-345.jpg
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
^^ curious about his art collection, myself
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:10 (fifteen years ago)
lol lol
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:11 (fifteen years ago)
Chris Ofili on the wall
and on his chest haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― rag photographique (ytth), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:15 (fifteen years ago)
a hot carl on a cold day
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
DO NOT LICK THE ART
― Auld Future Wolf Lang Syne Them All (donna rouge), Monday, 3 January 2011 07:17 (fifteen years ago)
tabes maybe you could hit two birds w/ one stone and show him a copy of that abstract mystery painting I posted to ILE and see if he knows it.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
OK, if table isn't back by 6 p.m., we're busting down some art-collecting scat-loving doors.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
What's the most usual rate for fetish work? $200 a session seems a bit low to me.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
i was gonna say, i think yr getting shafted (ahem) here. i'd've held out for $300 at least, esp. if this dude does this all the time and has an art collection
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
I hope the guy at least paid for his plane ticket and gave him a tip at the end.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
saw this thread was updated and then got so let down that it was by ppl who arent tables
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:30 (fifteen years ago)
lets talk about how much money it would take to get you to shit on a guy
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:32 (fifteen years ago)
i would do it for a handful of nickels and a taco
Is the guy Harry Chapin: y/n
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
in all honestly, i probably would not, could not shit on a guy for $200
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
$200 seems hella cheap imo, but i don't really know what the market, uh, supports
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
poll
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)
like is there a line out the door of dudes willing to crap on other dudes, just waiting to undercut someone holding out for $250
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)
I want to know how it's itemised on the receipt.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
he gave me a blowjob, the most excellent rimjob i've ever received, and then i shat in his mouth. $260, and that's pretty standard— it's not like i'm eating shit, cuz that's fucking disgusting.
his art collection was mostly gay erotica from the 70s and 80s, but he had two original Mapplethorpe prints (one of them went at auction for $70k recently) as well as some Peter Hujar and really lovely bronze statues.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
also the guy lives like 15 minutes away.
what did you eat beforehand?
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
within shitting distance
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
i think it would be the easiest and most natural thing in the world showing up, having a drink, looking at some badass modern art, then having him show you his "speacial chair" and kind of laughing together at it then also maybe complimenting him on it, then getting down to business and taking clothes off and having him lay down and then getting to squeeze one out-- i think that would be pretty easy no problem.
but the thought of what the fuck i'd do next when i'm pantsless in some dude's house and he's lying on the ground with my shit on him gives me a panic attack so no i dont think i could shit on a guy for $200.
oh xposts
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:43 (fifteen years ago)
i mean, after i shat on him, he was like, 'okay, shower time for you.' took a quick shower, came out and my money was on the table, and then we talked about his art for 20 minutes.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
did he have a cool shower
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
i love showering at other people's places or hotel rooms with cool showers
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
was he talking with his mouth full of shit or did he swallow first
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
i can't even
― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
good question, dayo
― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
he swallowed. and also kept on saying, "you have a sweet hole."
god, maybe i should just start a thread: 'table's adventures in escorting.'
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
please
― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
jesus
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
'you have shitty breath, dude'
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
actually, i'm just not going to do that, and not going to post anymore about this sort of....shit. makes me feel weird.
okay, enough scat talk. i have a date with a cute punk boy this thursday.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
hey gay dudes, what is your opinion on vaginas?
― /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||||||( *__* )||||||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ (res), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think about them much tbh
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
that said, gay dudes who are all like EW VAGINAS are kind of the worst
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
I had never met anyone like that until a few weeks ago when I mentioned cunnilingus around 2 friends and their friends and they started acting all grossed out and squealy. I think it was the group setting in a gay bar that made them act so vocally squeamish.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
vaginas are fine, i just don't want to eat them.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
Huh, I was just about to post about cunnilingus.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
cunnilingus is about as "gross" as eating asshole, isn't it?
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
The first time I did it, I licked out a glob of thickened (ah, what should I call it? "Pussy juice" is too crude, "natural lubrication" is too vague. You all know what I mean). I was grossed out for a second, and then I spit it out and went on.
Is it my imagination, or is going down on women more difficult than going down on men?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
It's harder to put a hole in your mouth.
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
Not if it's a Life Saver.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
god damn, stfu
― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)