Sex Droughts

my antianxiety meds actually improved duration by slowing down the process.

inception

yea man i have to synchronize it to when the bus hits the water

kinkay

My Wellbutrin lengthens the process (just a little bit) but increases the bang at the end.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/375769818_39d6d53409.jpg

:D

gentleman.jpg

:)

yay!

I was just about to post here whining but then I got a message from a date I had about a month ago. Yay!

I'm almost pathologically passive

same here :?

plenty of people get laid while still living with their parents

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 28, 2010 7:16 PM Bookmark

how does one achieve this?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 10:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma. At least that's just another assumption I make to justify never approaching girls ever.

I had a partner once who still lived with his parents and brothers. His mom pulled me over one day and said, "No babies," and winked. That's the most it ever got discussed.

I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma.

OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM

"hey mom! I'm gettin' it in tonite!"

so at this point i'm wondering if I should just cut off my balls and move to the Himalayas

I've already looked into it, the immigration process takes forever and the rent is a bastard

also sin testiculos nagl in tibet '11 accordin to my sherpa mates

It is weird when Dad asks about hickeys.

Unless you're 15, probably.

xp You'll be living in your balls while you're there, right?

(gbx yay!)

In 2004 I was stirring a cup of coffee in the kitchen when Dad, as casually as ever, said, "Watch your neck" as he walked by. I checked the mirror and, yeah, I had a big ol'hickey from the previous night's dalliance.

Still trying to figure out how I left a large hickey at the front base of a girl's neck, I had a handful of bite bruises, and the sex was still just ok. This was, uh, a month and some ago, and I willingly went back to possible drought times. Imthink it just made me realize I need to get my shit together.

i would rather go without than have to endure a hicky

sex drought, 4 wisks

so wish alfred's dad had said 'protect ya neck'

comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man

On NYE a girl I had been dancing with and talking to ran up and bit my chest through my shirt. It hurt super bad for a few seconds but I forgot about it cause I was having fun and she was being playful.

The next morning it took me forever to figure out how I had a scab/hickey on my chest when I didn't make out with anyone the night before.

hickey partially paralyses woman

A girl went vampire on my neck, out of the blue (during sex) a few years ago. It was less of a hickey than a giant nasty bruise, like I'd gotten jabbed with a pool cue or something.

I think this girl just bruised easily.

On the other hand, she was biting the hell out of me. wtf, people.

I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.

I'm probably at a month or so. Seems longer.

Kind of wonder if that Sifl & Olly video upthread that Lorax posted was some foreshadowing of his posting last night

?

Video featured some guy explaining, in song, to S&O that he met the bestest girl and then sang about all this weird, suspect behavior from the girl

Lorax seemed to fall in love w/a stripper last night

comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^^^

up past 3 months again. :/

http://thecalloftheland.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/drought.jpg

I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.

haha i actually started this thread, i'm just reupping with my current total is all

met a girl, thought the drought was over, then the girl walked it out like unk

my drought was almost over in December, but then our first session fell short for various reasons, and then we broke up like a week later :/.

slouching towards 5 years I think. I often wonder if I'll look back upon my twenties when I'm old aged and want to shoot myself for wasting them. Or if I'll have shot myself well before then.

(not really gonna shoot myself)

Haven't resorted to giving myself a "stranger" yet

As mentioned upthread, I had a 5-year drought from 24-29. I look back now and think "eh, I probably could've had some sex if I wanted to" but it doesn't keep me up at night or anything.

i'm not sitting at the foot of my bed crying or anything but my body is very cranky with me atm!

I miss cuddling/laying on the couch naked watching a movie/just staying in on a weekend night together more than I miss sex, tbh.

laying on the couch naked watching a movie

I can only be comfortable like this for a short amount of time. I ALWAYS end up putting on at least some pants.

I miss the kind of anticipatory stuff with someone new. The buzz. Its been ages. It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.

i don't even know what i miss these days. sex probably isn't in the top 5