Still, 16k+ posts in 7.5 years is nothing I should be proud of. That's about 2200 posts per year, or six posts per day. I could/should be having 10 minutes of sex in the time it takes me to write those six posts.
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
can't you multitask?
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)
/lj
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)
tbh if i have ten mins of sex i'd only be pissing one person off, it's much more efficient to make the 6 posts
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
Sex only takes ten minutes for you? Oh, you poor thing.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
I don't have a laptop or smartphone. I do all my posting from a desk.
I guess I could stash a gf and/or prostitute under there for fellatio while I'm typing, but I have long legs and she'd probably be uncomfortable.
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)
Sex only takes ten minutes for you?
No, I can go longer. Writing six posts usually takes ten minutes (because at least a couple of them are longer format), and I was just using that as my timeframe.
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15ksvqlRRv8
― gravity explodes (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)
i did say that it pissed one person off, you didn't think it was me, now?
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
my antianxiety meds actually improved duration by slowing down the process.
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
inception
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
yea man i have to synchronize it to when the bus hits the water
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
kinkay
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
My Wellbutrin lengthens the process (just a little bit) but increases the bang at the end.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/375769818_39d6d53409.jpg
― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 17 January 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
:D
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 17 January 2011 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
gentleman.jpg
― estela, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
:)
― ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
yay!
― The Reverend, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
I was just about to post here whining but then I got a message from a date I had about a month ago. Yay!
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
I'm almost pathologically passive
same here :?
plenty of people get laid while still living with their parents
― sarahel, Tuesday, December 28, 2010 7:16 PM Bookmark
how does one achieve this?
― The Reverend, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 10:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma. At least that's just another assumption I make to justify never approaching girls ever.
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
I had a partner once who still lived with his parents and brothers. His mom pulled me over one day and said, "No babies," and winked. That's the most it ever got discussed.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma.
OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
"hey mom! I'm gettin' it in tonite!"
― gr8080, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
so at this point i'm wondering if I should just cut off my balls and move to the Himalayas
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 07:07 (fifteen years ago)
I've already looked into it, the immigration process takes forever and the rent is a bastard
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 07:44 (fifteen years ago)
also sin testiculos nagl in tibet '11 accordin to my sherpa mates
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
It is weird when Dad asks about hickeys.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
Unless you're 15, probably.
― The Reverend, Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
xp You'll be living in your balls while you're there, right?
(gbx yay!)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
In 2004 I was stirring a cup of coffee in the kitchen when Dad, as casually as ever, said, "Watch your neck" as he walked by. I checked the mirror and, yeah, I had a big ol'hickey from the previous night's dalliance.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 January 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)
Still trying to figure out how I left a large hickey at the front base of a girl's neck, I had a handful of bite bruises, and the sex was still just ok. This was, uh, a month and some ago, and I willingly went back to possible drought times. Imthink it just made me realize I need to get my shit together.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
i would rather go without than have to endure a hicky
― saturday nose fever (electricsound), Thursday, 20 January 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
sex drought, 4 wisks
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 20 January 2011 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
so wish alfred's dad had said 'protect ya neck'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
On NYE a girl I had been dancing with and talking to ran up and bit my chest through my shirt. It hurt super bad for a few seconds but I forgot about it cause I was having fun and she was being playful.
The next morning it took me forever to figure out how I had a scab/hickey on my chest when I didn't make out with anyone the night before.
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:25 (fifteen years ago)
hickey partially paralyses woman
― just1n3, Thursday, 20 January 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
A girl went vampire on my neck, out of the blue (during sex) a few years ago. It was less of a hickey than a giant nasty bruise, like I'd gotten jabbed with a pool cue or something.
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 20 January 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
I think this girl just bruised easily.
On the other hand, she was biting the hell out of me. wtf, people.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:09 (fifteen years ago)
I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.
I'm probably at a month or so. Seems longer.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:11 (fifteen years ago)
Kind of wonder if that Sifl & Olly video upthread that Lorax posted was some foreshadowing of his posting last night
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
?
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
Video featured some guy explaining, in song, to S&O that he met the bestest girl and then sang about all this weird, suspect behavior from the girl
Lorax seemed to fall in love w/a stripper last night
― sectarian chicken (mh), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
^^^^^
― dayo, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
up past 3 months again. :/
― knits you a baby (The Reverend), Friday, 21 January 2011 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://thecalloftheland.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/drought.jpg
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:24 (fifteen years ago)
haha i actually started this thread, i'm just reupping with my current total is all
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
met a girl, thought the drought was over, then the girl walked it out like unk
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
my drought was almost over in December, but then our first session fell short for various reasons, and then we broke up like a week later :/.
― i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Friday, 21 January 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)