Sex Droughts

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No, that's pretty much true for me, and I'm only kind of a dancing dude.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 23 September 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

xp - women appreciate a dancing dude

sarahel, Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

I realize this. If I go to the club, I will often have women all over me until I open my mouth.

The Reverend, Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

and then they all fall into it?

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ i don't know what this actually means

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

my advice: grab a mint

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

I realize this. If I go to the club, I will often have women all over me until I open my mouth.

Hmmm...How do you approach them? What do you say?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

Sup girl

Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

About 6 weeks since I last did it, but about 20 years since I last enjoyed it....

Lee626, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, that's kind of grim.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

married, lee?

capybara picture show (another al3x), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that doesn't sound good at all

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

I've never enjoyed it.

Eric H., Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't mean for that to sound as if I lack sympathy, but why bother if you don't enjoy it?

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

sex is power

world class wrecking (crüt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Lee, Eric, what is it about sex (or sex lately) that turns you off?

(Still offline--will respond in a day or so)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

Don't like feeling judged/evaluated/obliged.

Eric H., Thursday, 30 September 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

SI that why you won't give more details on ILX, or why you don't enjoy sex, though?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:17 (fifteen years ago)

The latter. If I cared about being judged at ILX, I'd have self-banned myself years ago.

Eric H., Thursday, 30 September 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty much resigned to permanent involuntary celibacy at this point.

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

That's just it, I'm switching to voluntary celibacy. It somehow seems more noble and transcendent.

Eric H., Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

i like this idea of judging sex. the next time i do it i'm bringing a bunch of score cards so i can hold up "9.2" or whatnot at the appropriate times

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

"I'm not fucking you for the noblest of reasons, not because I don't really fancy you."

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

Bang your gavel...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

whenever I see this title I sing it to the tune of night moves I don't know why

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Don't like feeling judged/evaluated/obliged.

The right woman wouldn't judge you or evaluate you harshly. The 'obliged' part worries me, though. What do you mean by this?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 1 October 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

If all goes according, drought should end tomorrow.

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Saturday, 2 October 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)

christine first things first he is gay

acoleuthic, Saturday, 2 October 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

xp get some rev

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 2 October 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

christine first things first he is gay

Oops. Sorry. *puts paper bag over face*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 2 October 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

If all goes according, drought should end tomorrow.

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 2 October 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

I have a new lady now. I'm still not 100% over my last one, but probably at the 85% mark so this should go ok.

guessing my drought will end soon, though I don't really want to 'seal the deal' this early.

officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Sunday, 3 October 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

this shit has gotta ~end~

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Sunday, 3 October 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

on new year's eve I will service all ilxors who've gone all of 2010 without

this is a v. controversial program in my householdbut I gotta do what I can for the good of the board

aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 3 October 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

we all say we want the next sitewide mod spot, but only ^ this ^ guy really means it imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 October 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

*looks through book called Lying For Fun and Profit*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 3 October 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, and congratulations, San Te.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 3 October 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

on new year's eve I will service all ilxors who've gone all of 2010 without

I was planning on changing my personality from 'meek wallflower' to 'playa', but with this offer on the table I can hold out for a few months.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 4 October 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://edge-img.datpiff.com/mab8f1ef/Lil_Wayne_The_Drought_Is_Over_4-front-large.jpg

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Monday, 4 October 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

*high five*

goole, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

thanks, brah

mod future admin gang ban them all (The Reverend), Monday, 4 October 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

cryin shame that denzel jr here ever had to wait on it imo but whatevs u go man

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 4 October 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

rev i am so pleased we had the same jpeg idea and i am v pleased u got to use it

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

christine first things first he is gay

Oops. Sorry. *puts paper bag over face*

Not really gay, so take the paper bag off.

Eric H., Monday, 4 October 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

*puts a second paper bag on over the first*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

oh you're back, is yr bloke ok

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

He's probably a little freaked to see her wearing two paper bags on her head.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

He's OK, but we may have a possible panic disorder on our hands.

I'm having a little trouble breathing with these bags on my head, so I'm taking them off.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

rev i am so pleased we had the same jpeg idea and i am v pleased u got to use it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Weezy's shirt kind of sending mixed messages tho :/

hoxton whores ahoy (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

I CAME amirite

The Reverend, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)


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