http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
esp since they really mean vulva
― mh, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I keep trying to get "labes" to catch on, but no luck so far
― mh, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Back to the matter at hand: I am all for pubes becoming a new fashion statement.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
if you wanna get with the babesyou gotta learn to worship the labes
― sarahel, Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Va-Jay-Jay-Z
― shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
"va-jay-jay" is the opposite of a euphemism. it's a "naughty" substitute for a proper term.
Jesse, I have given this some thought, because I do not want to be too quick to call you totally wrong. But you are totally wrong. Ms. Indigo Leafy (or whatever her long-ass name is) is totally right. It's a cutesification of vagina, which is not the world's most fuckable word, granted. Bbut this is not an attempt to make it more fuckable. It's an attempt to make it more palatable to teenagers. Which is creepy creepy CREEPY.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
If you can't say the word "vagina" with a straight face, you have no business being near one.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
If you say the word "vagina" with a gay face, you probably have no business being near one, either.
― A Chart Hit of Some Sort (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I love you, Eric.
Not in a gay way.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, it's all relative, I guess. I suppose if we touched weenies in the midst of a big gooey multi-sex fuckfest, I wouldn't say anything. At least, not until breakfast.
No, nevermind. That would ruin breakfast for everyone, even me.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude you're on a roll tonight.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if I agree with your refutiation of my assessment of va-jay-jay as a dyphomism, but I am definitely not about to debate that point. I don't even know how I feel about that word.
― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Kenan, I would not wish to touch weenies during a fuckfest, but I imagine that we could be catalysts for such a fuckfest happening in which we remained on opposite sides of the room, you in your raven's beek and I in my goalie mask and cardigan sweater.
― A Chart Hit of Some Sort (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, this thread has gotten really interesting. And it's all my fault. (Yay!)
I detest the term "va-jay-jay" because it reminds me of the annoying giggliness that often accompanies women talking about sex. I'd say more, but I'm too excit...er, distracted by the talk about gooey multi-sex fuckfests and weenies touching.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
"Exciter? I hardly ...
― sarahel, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
L-Jay-Jay
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate the term "va-jay-jay" cuz older people think it's some like "hip" & funny to say but it's really just corny & retarded -- it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"
― "bubbling" pictures for mormon approved j0hn (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
tar-jay-jay
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
they really should just use the word vadge on the covers of magazines imo
― "bubbling" pictures for mormon approved j0hn (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like when tons of moms were going around like "i'm going to tarjay!"
w/in 60 seconds of this post, it was a gag on David Letterman. Weird synchronicity.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
well i am a writer on that show so not all that weird
― "bubbling" pictures for mormon approved j0hn (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
what a disaster for NBC
― sarahel, Thursday, 2 September 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
That's odd. I actually went to Tar-jay-jay today. I even lingered a while at the condom section looking at the vibrators.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
lolling @ thread
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 2 September 2010 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link
So, when is the Gooey Multi-Sex FuckFap going to take place? If I wear a beak, will it have to be a raven's, or can I substitute a hornbill's?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
If anything is shit-soaked, I'm out.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife uses "labs" all the time, often in the phrase "slurp my labs" or simply "slurp 'em". She coined this as a female version of "eat my balls".
Also a big fan of "pissflaps".
― koch-o brovaz (joygoat), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link
That is a little too close to "meat curtains" imo.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
that reminds me of the time i was at a pub called the j0hn curt1n hotel and they had burgers called 'curt1n beef burgers' and i was briefly amused in a puerile sort of way at the missed opportunity
― do you know sixty (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
often in the phrase "slurp my labs"
Hmmm... black or yellow?
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Chocolate?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
You get two more guesses.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I read this as "You get two more wishes" and thought, "I wasted one on a bird?" (It's probably a nice bird and all that if you could get the shit washed off of it, but....)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought it was on this thread but I guess not. I hate vajayjay so so much. A girl I was in grad school with used it all the time in class and we were studying women's health. It used to piss me off so much and I can't believe none of the professors ever called her out on it although you could see some of them cringe. It also doesn't help that when I read it I hear it inside my head in an Oprah voice. That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"I'm just going to Tar-jay..."http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/HyacinthBucket.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Being in the upper midwest, we've had Target since I was a small child and a number of Target stores, nicknamed by side of town:
Tar-jayTarghettoTargentino
Now there are a few Super Target stores in the suburbs and I have no idea wtf to call them
― mh, Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.
this is why the word "vajayjay" will be funny to me for the rest of my life
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"I'm stopping at the Super Va-Jay-Jay on my way home from work. Anyone need anything?"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo
FOREVER
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO89J6ouwgE
kind of undeniable once it gets going
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Super Va-Jay-Jay
Sounds like a 16 bit games console.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Or a video game, 'Super Va-Jay-Jay Bros.'
Martha Quinn: Groundbreaking Va-Jay-Jay
― A Chart Hit of Some Sort (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
that must hurt
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"Stuffin' Martha's Va-Jay-Jay"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7JeCGALcg
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Friday, 3 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/physician-calls-for-an-end-to-bikini-waxing-8008628.html
“It is time to declare a truce in the war on pubic hair and allow it to stay right where it belongs.”
― dell (del), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link