I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.
― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)
The Jackson Pollock
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)
The late period Hans Hartung
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Anyone here ever farted while tripping?
Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.
Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)
I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
The Totally Tubular
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)
IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
The Big Sky Country
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
this is my least favorite thread of all time
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
classic anal retentive.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
The Rocket From The Crypt
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)
The Steeleye Span
The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)
The Wee Dram
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
surm OTM
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
Best answer yet, imo.
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
What is with you guys? Farting is fun!
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
The I'd Rather Jack Than Fleetw00d Mac
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
The Second Hand News
― kenan, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
The Chain
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (fifteen years ago)
(just doesn't fucking stop, you know...)
The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Prong Crown)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:40 (fifteen years ago)
I remember campaigning for the creation of this board.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
This thread is great.. it's just that some people have crappy answers
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
Wiffle Ball
Interruption Eruption
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
Gusty Goatsee
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)
Deflation Sensation
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)
The Sneak Squeak
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
Tornado Torpedo
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
Grunty Gavin
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
the scrotum rattler
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
Clyde McSplatter
― Euler, Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
You people making farts into shits ruin this thread
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
snooty toot pews
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 8 August 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
the meaty heat
― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Friday, 7 January 2011 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
the spine trickler
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:15 (fifteen years ago)
the Kenny Loggins
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
the pinewood derby
piano down the steps
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the lost puppy
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
family reunion
this was a trifecta of unadulterated brilliance
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
the bass through guitar amp
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
the E-Z Pass lane
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
the fear of clowns
the initial public offering
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
the empty envelope in the collection plate
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
the doxology
the Veni Creator Spiritus
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
the doowop group
the silent meow