BESTIALITY - which would you fuck?

I pick cow + stepladder.

your display name betrays you

heh. Yeah, I think I should go without a display name unless I'm feeling just terrifically awfully clever.

The manatee is not an option. It ain't got no job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_lrK4upvw

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/stretch/MissPiggy.jpg

^^^ Parkinson would hit it

heck, Parky would hit anything...
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00644/news-graphics-2007-_644034a.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Not only do they use tools, they actually have their own version of a fleshlight.

a friend of mine, when he was a little kid, had a rabbit that used a kitten this same way.

Surely the rabbit didn't loll back on its haunches, kitten in hand, and rub one out. That has to be purely primate behavior. Otherwise everything I know is wrong, and I am going to quit my job and walk the earth.

You know, most of the time when gross YouTube clips get posted to a thread, I think "what the hell" and click play anyway. This time I'll pass...

well, rabbits don't really have hands

xp The best part is that the soundtrack is several children giggling like mad at it. If you can tap into that state of mind, this clip is nothing but good.

well, rabbits don't really have hands

My point exactly.

What exactly did the rabbit DO to the kitten, though? I'm curious now.

let's put it this way, it was non-consensual and the kitten ran away soon after. my friend thought that since both animals were gray, that they could be best friends, and so he put the kitten in the rabbit's cage before he and his family left for a weekend vacation.

Oh ok, I see. Doggy style. The monkey is a big fan of oral, I take it.

you know who else is a big fan of oral?

The makers of Altoids?

http://www.homepagedaily.com/uploads/20070802/747f61d0-97da-4be8-8a67-78099d7126a8/thumb150-sad%20kermit.jpg

your mom!

Mine was better.

according to your mom

There's a kind of a story there, but maybe later.

Bestiality vs. Your Mom jokes

Not feeling this thread at all, to be honest. Yeah, that's what my mom said, I know.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Sealion woman!
She drink coffee, she drink tea!
Sealion woman!
Wears silk stockings with golden seams!

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

lol some of you actually voted in this

number of votes in this poll vs. number of sb's LJ got as a result of starting this poll

Turtle 1

:/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg

lol some of you actually voted in this

― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, June 28, 2010 12:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

NICE TRY

puma.

I voted shark.

I'd give him my arm and then my wiener.

― ride like the whinge (Zachary Taylor), Friday, June 18, 2010 6:56 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'gal i'm romancing' is the only regrettable aspect of this thread fyi

how many gals ago was it?

there ought to be a "buffalo gal" joke in here but i'm not doing the work

see this is my breakdown of your contributions to this thread, in order of most regrettable -> least regrettable:

insinuating that pandas eat seals > starting an ilx thread about which animal you would fuck >>>>> reviving this thread after 3 years with no new developments/pix >>>>>>> not voting in your own poll > no option for 'coelacanth' ;_; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'gal i'm romancing'

(this is subject to revision pending any new and exciting post-revival hijinks)

acoelacanthic

Gal was a misspelling of gull, which is regrettable.

unreg has got me there tbf

The raccoons are beginning to scatter out, to investigate the chinks and fissures in J.'s threadbare vagina. They scamper into crevasses, they stand on their hind legs and pivot easily on their lush, soft, bushy behinds and look about in all directions. I suppose those mountains of sweetmeats and pastries attracted them; their liveliness made it seem that the food either couldn't be consumed or was insubstantial. And now, in the immemorial manner of raccoons, they're beginning to investigate.

http://web.archive.org/web/20060429233213/http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

r u sayin u would fuck that ^

Oh my god how did you dig that up

I miss my Hunter Age 3 t-shirt

Thought this revive would be about this: https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/856101892010758145

Voted Brown Bear. And wait til you hear what i would like to d-

no hoover no cred

Why does fucking an ostrich seem so much more screwed up than any other animal?

― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:55 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Zach is the ginger??