Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Talking Dolphin

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

# The smooth jazz station [Started by adam. (nordicskilla) in October 2004, last updated 2 minutes ago by I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson) on I Love Everything] 3 new answers

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

The Who's Sorry Now

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle

actual lols

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

Spilt Milk

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

Soft Focus
West Coast Jazz
Taps

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

the vibralux

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

the millie jackson

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

the step-up transformer

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

The Ring Modulator

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

dat piff

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:31 (sixteen years ago)

da ffftttt kerplunk

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:42 (sixteen years ago)

The SodaStream

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

The Blown Fuse

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

The Chilli Cheeseburger (due to it's texture on exit)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

The "What About A Water Bottle, Waddle?"

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

The Screen Door Slam

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

The Air Rifle

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

The Velvet Undergrowl of the Movement

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

Jack and Rose Trapped in Steerage

ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

Blofeld's Mudbath

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

Reclined Rumpus Reverberation

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

Rickety-Split

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

Relief Rocket

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

Howdy Honk

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm on a roll

CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

ghost tweet

kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

brown banana

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

^ preferable to the green banana, tho

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

the long, brown sigh of relief

gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Saturday, 19 June 2010 06:52 (fifteen years ago)

The "the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor"

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:33 (fifteen years ago)

...otherwise known as The Acid Trip Fart

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)

Usually I am startled long before anything reaches the floor.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:28 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone here ever farted while tripping?

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)

I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.

dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (fifteen years ago)

The Jackson Pollock

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

The late period Hans Hartung

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

The Ministry of Silly Walks

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone here ever farted while tripping?

Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.

Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Totally Tubular

display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...

IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

The Big Sky Country

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

this is my least favorite thread of all time

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

classic anal retentive.

kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

The Rocket From The Crypt

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

The Steeleye Span

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

The Wee Dram

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

this is my least favorite thread of all time

surm OTM

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)


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