Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Didgeridoodoo

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

The Trumpet Marine

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

The Pipe Organ

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

The Tube Approaching

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

The Pebbledash

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

The Beercan

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (sixteen years ago)

The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)

The Cadbury's Mini Roll

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)

(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (sixteen years ago)

"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man I thought temp banning C Grind would put the kibosh on the shit related threads at least for a little while! ;p

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

The Three-legged Race

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:53 (sixteen years ago)

the six foot putter

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Cement Mixer

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

ineluctable modality of the crappable

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

wenger's nose

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

The Wrath of Khan

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

Thunderball

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

The Faecal Rumours

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Will O' The Wisp

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:10 (sixteen years ago)

the little no no and sniffy

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

MAry, Mungo, and Squidge

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

Rising Damp

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

the cheese grater

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

fat man and little boy

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

The Last Squeeze of Toothpaste in the Tube

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

1. Sacco
2. Vanzetti

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

1. Bonham
2. Buddy

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

The Too Many Men On The Field

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

The They Think It's All Over It Is Now

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

The Log Flume

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

The Cafetière

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

The Manual Espresso Pull

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

The Real Ale Tap

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

The Gravy Boat

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

The Brown Sauce Sachet

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

The Pepper Grinder

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

The Talking Dolphin

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:34 (sixteen years ago)

# The smooth jazz station [Started by adam. (nordicskilla) in October 2004, last updated 2 minutes ago by I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson) on I Love Everything] 3 new answers

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

The Who's Sorry Now

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle

actual lols

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

Spilt Milk

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

Soft Focus
West Coast Jazz
Taps

mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

the vibralux

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

the millie jackson

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

the step-up transformer

poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

The Ring Modulator

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 07:50 (sixteen years ago)


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