Butt Crack Bingo
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
The Major Stroke
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
The Turgid Bean
The Opposite of Sex
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Acceptance Speech
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (sixteen years ago)
the "all things must pass"
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)
hare krishna, hare hare.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
Bat Out of HellBat Out of Hell II: Back Into HellBat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
The Meatloaf
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
The Bridge to Teribithia
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)
The Alarm Clock
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
the metal machine music
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)
the voiceless fricative
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)
the spinemelter 3000
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)
pubic breeze
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)
Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (sixteen years ago)
The Magic Fingers
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (sixteen years ago)
Try it. You'll feel great.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (sixteen years ago)
Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (sixteen years ago)
I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/lang_twangf.jpg
Trail of Broken Farts was the big hit
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:34 (sixteen years ago)
Ugh. I wish I could take that one back.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
The Gas Leak
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)
Harvey Wallsharter
Screaming Shartgasm
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Daily Telefart
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Fender Shartocaster
Intel Outside
The Rocketman
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (sixteen years ago)
The Sharta John
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (sixteen years ago)
The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)
The Didgeridoodoo
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (sixteen years ago)
The Trumpet Marine
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)
The Pipe Organ
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)
The Tube Approaching
The Pebbledash
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)
The Beercan
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (sixteen years ago)
The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
The Cadbury's Mini Roll
(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (sixteen years ago)
"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
Oh man I thought temp banning C Grind would put the kibosh on the shit related threads at least for a little while! ;p
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:45 (sixteen years ago)
The Three-legged Race
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
the six foot putter
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)
The Cement Mixer
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
ineluctable modality of the crappable
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)