Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Polemic

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Great Unknown

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

The Damp Firework

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (sixteen years ago)

The Weird Russell

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

The PowerShot

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

Butt Crack Bingo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Major Stroke

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Turgid Bean

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Opposite of Sex

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

The Acceptance Speech

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

the "all things must pass"

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

hare krishna, hare hare.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

Bat Out of Hell
Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

The Meatloaf

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

The Bridge to Teribithia

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Alarm Clock

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

the metal machine music

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

the voiceless fricative

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

the spinemelter 3000

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

pubic breeze

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (sixteen years ago)

The Magic Fingers

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (sixteen years ago)

Try it. You'll feel great.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (sixteen years ago)

Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/lang_twangf.jpg

Trail of Broken Farts was the big hit

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:34 (sixteen years ago)

Ugh. I wish I could take that one back.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

The Gas Leak

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)

Harvey Wallsharter

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (sixteen years ago)

Screaming Shartgasm

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:58 (sixteen years ago)

The Daily Telefart

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Fender Shartocaster

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

Intel Outside

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Rocketman

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (sixteen years ago)

The Sharta John

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:06 (sixteen years ago)

(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (sixteen years ago)

The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Didgeridoodoo

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (sixteen years ago)

The Trumpet Marine

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

The Pipe Organ

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

The Tube Approaching

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

The Pebbledash

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

The Beercan

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (sixteen years ago)

The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)

The Cadbury's Mini Roll

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (sixteen years ago)

(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)

he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (sixteen years ago)

"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)


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