Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Morning Yoga

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

The Battle of Midway

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Grifter

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

The One Ring

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

The Regrettable Haircut

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

The Hustle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:14 (sixteen years ago)

The Popeye Doyle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

I'm beginning to think you've given a different name to every fart you've ever ripped, Kenan.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

The Mannish Boy

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)

The Man Who Would Be King

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)

xp Believe me, if that were the case, I'd be going on this until the Mayan calendar ends.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:19 (sixteen years ago)

The End of the Mayan Calendar

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

The 96kbps Spoken Word Rip

The 320kbps Semi-Spacesaver

THE FLAC

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

haha

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'm mentally singing "She's got the FLAC" to the tune of "The Jack" by AC/DC.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

the ellipsis

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

The Hemingway

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

The Fat Best Friend

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

The Marimba

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:46 (sixteen years ago)

The Wallpaper

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (sixteen years ago)

The Road Rash

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

The Angry Protester

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:49 (sixteen years ago)

Le Bon Gumbo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

The Treatise

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Rant

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Polemic

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Great Unknown

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

The Damp Firework

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (sixteen years ago)

The Weird Russell

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

The PowerShot

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

Butt Crack Bingo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Major Stroke

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Turgid Bean

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

The Opposite of Sex

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

The Acceptance Speech

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

the "all things must pass"

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

hare krishna, hare hare.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

Bat Out of Hell
Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

The Meatloaf

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

The Bridge to Teribithia

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

The Alarm Clock

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

the metal machine music

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

the voiceless fricative

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

the spinemelter 3000

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

pubic breeze

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (sixteen years ago)

The Magic Fingers

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (sixteen years ago)


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