more like on top of
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
let he who is without scat
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
man
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
Carruthers
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
this is just
all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
^^ has rap cadence
― 丫 power (dyao), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:14 (sixteen years ago)
yes it is in tijuana
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:43 (sixteen years ago)
yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 19 March 2010 04:47 (sixteen years ago)
oh come on the french all do it
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard
― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
kakagaard amirite
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
Diogenes fits this debate better:
The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:32 (sixteen years ago)
what about pooping before going in the pool?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course
― Aerosol, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
I feel a disturbance in the shower.
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
So now this thread has given the world this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue
And this:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg
― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)
Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.
we are the dreamers of dreams
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 20 March 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
and the poopers of poops...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Saturday, 20 March 2010 10:22 (sixteen years ago)
ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)
anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.
ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.
― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 14:18 (sixteen years ago)
It could have been worse. Think about that.
― kenan, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:54 (sixteen years ago)
"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
ugh, u savages
"shit, wipe, shower, shave"
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:58 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Sunday, 21 March 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)
what if I wear a trucker hat?
― 丫 power (dyao), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)
not sitting on my furniture
Missing an "h" there...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:31 (sixteen years ago)
"neat man is that a color changing couch?"
"well....no....."
― Cattle Grind, Sunday, 21 March 2010 13:49 (sixteen years ago)
Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:05 (sixteen years ago)
well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:07 (sixteen years ago)
How now, brown co(uch)
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:10 (sixteen years ago)
"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:11 (sixteen years ago)
that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....
― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 21 March 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)