Tequila, if memory serves me right.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
Scope
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
seltzer water for that bubbly tang
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
omg hahahahaha
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
poop/shower/tequila/analingus
seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
perhaps you should put your oddly away, then
(never heard it called that before)
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
it was hot dogs in my middle school
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight
xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
3,800 results forvodka vagina prom
http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)
throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets
"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
Better than a Chilli Dog
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
biting is a hazard
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)
Can we get back on the poop please?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
because she was really into poop
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
more like on top of
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
let he who is without scat
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
man
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
Carruthers
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
this is just
all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise
― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
^^ has rap cadence
― 丫 power (dyao), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing
― ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:14 (sixteen years ago)
yes it is in tijuana
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:43 (sixteen years ago)
yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Friday, 19 March 2010 04:47 (sixteen years ago)
oh come on the french all do it
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard
― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
kakagaard amirite
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
Diogenes fits this debate better:
The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 12:32 (sixteen years ago)
what about pooping before going in the pool?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course
― Aerosol, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?
― 404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)
wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
I feel a disturbance in the shower.
― Cattle Grind, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (sixteen years ago)