Strange Ways, Here We Come
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
So said the insurance broker to Joseph.
Sucker bought it, too.
I have always wondered whether God in his infinite wisdom gave Mary the spine-tingling, divine orgasm she deserved for carrying his spawn or whether his whole fornicating-is-a-sin anti-sex posture led him to just send Gabriel down to say, "Lol, you're knocked up. Congrats!"
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
that's what the Immaculate Conception is Michael--no orgasm for the virgin
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
Dan, I am specifically not supposed to laugh like this at my workplace.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
God is such a dick! Fcuk that guy, man! Makes a cuckold out of a young groom and totally shafts his bride.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
well that's the thing--he didn't shaft the bride
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
Figuratively; there's naught worse than getting a chick knocked up and NOT shafting her.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
I think if said chick filled her vagina with apple butter and had a Cadbury egg hanging out of her anus, that would be worse.
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
I used my magic YHWH powers to inseminate you. Hope I didn't disturb your sleep.
Creep!
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
people, this talk is disgusting. let's get back to good, clean shitting and not wiping and then getting into the shower.
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
What would be worse would be a MELTING Cadbury egg.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
"Hello, is that the 24 hour plumbers? My shower's blocked with melted Cadbury's Creme Egg. How did that happen? Well, er..."
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
let's get back to good, clean shitting
I think I've identified the problem with this sentence
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
hmm, interesting, i've never heard the gerund form of shit in this sort of construction before. i would have gone for "let's get back to taking a good clean shit" myself. i dig your style.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
Egad, now I'm trying to think of various chattes I have tasted and wondering how to pair them with the right wine.
For X's pussy, I prefer a Chablis but for Z, I think a Vermentino's just the thing.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
"Egad" is right!
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
can we just disable inline video links to this thread and head that problem right off at the pass
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
But what is the correct beverage to serve with analingus?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
Tequila, if memory serves me right.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
Scope
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
seltzer water for that bubbly tang
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
omg hahahahaha
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
poop/shower/tequila/analingus
seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
perhaps you should put your oddly away, then
(never heard it called that before)
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
it was hot dogs in my middle school
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight
xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
3,800 results forvodka vagina prom
http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)
throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets
"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
Better than a Chilli Dog
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
biting is a hazard
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)
Can we get back on the poop please?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
because she was really into poop
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
more like on top of
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
let he who is without scat
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
man
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
Carruthers
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Friday, 19 March 2010 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 March 2010 01:08 (sixteen years ago)