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― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
A+
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)
ok thats awesome
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
WOO-HOO!
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe we should have a celebratory ILX barbecue oh wait no...
huge
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Make it extra spicy plz
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
I was doing some digging to find the thread where I had another definition accepted by urbandictionary.com ("tijuana picnic") and just came across a post I missed last year about apple butter that has given me a tremendous headache and made me start crying due to the pain from stifling loud, shrieking laughter at work
if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
ow oh my god hahahahahahahaha bleah hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
(...)
If you want extra spicy someone's going to have to start chowing down in the chillis.
Do carnivore, vegetarian, and vegan semen taste different from each other?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)
My point, exactly Monsieur Boule de Neige
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
xpost APPLE BUTTER OF ALL THINGS, I mean maybe you like eggs benedict too, but geez
In any case I hope this person has since learned important stuff about responsible ownership of a vagina
― nabisco, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dood, if some chick ever came to me all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise, I would run in abject terror.
Also, I kind of like the idea of hooking up with some girl and being responsible enough to ask if she had her vagina license on her. Oh, and proof of insurance.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
Most are only covered for third party, fire, and theft.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
Not flood? Shit!
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
"I've come to report a case of vagina theft."
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
"Where was the last place you saw it?"
Acts of God aren't covered either. So said the insurance broker to Joseph.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
"is your vagina a thief? because it looks like it stole the apple butter from the skies and crammed it up in there."
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:34 (sixteen years ago)
I believe Quim Full of Hollandaise is a collection of forgotten Smiths rarities.
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
"Meanwhile, someone's anus has been shoplifting from the candy store."
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
The Girl With the Apple Butter Up Her Cooch
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
If there's something you'd like to tryIf there's something you'd like to tryAsk me, I won't say noUnless it involves putting apple butter in your vagina
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
Strange Ways, Here We Come
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
So said the insurance broker to Joseph.
Sucker bought it, too.
I have always wondered whether God in his infinite wisdom gave Mary the spine-tingling, divine orgasm she deserved for carrying his spawn or whether his whole fornicating-is-a-sin anti-sex posture led him to just send Gabriel down to say, "Lol, you're knocked up. Congrats!"
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
that's what the Immaculate Conception is Michael--no orgasm for the virgin
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
Dan, I am specifically not supposed to laugh like this at my workplace.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
God is such a dick! Fcuk that guy, man! Makes a cuckold out of a young groom and totally shafts his bride.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
well that's the thing--he didn't shaft the bride
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)
Figuratively; there's naught worse than getting a chick knocked up and NOT shafting her.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
I think if said chick filled her vagina with apple butter and had a Cadbury egg hanging out of her anus, that would be worse.
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
I used my magic YHWH powers to inseminate you. Hope I didn't disturb your sleep.
Creep!
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
people, this talk is disgusting. let's get back to good, clean shitting and not wiping and then getting into the shower.
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)
What would be worse would be a MELTING Cadbury egg.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)
"Hello, is that the 24 hour plumbers? My shower's blocked with melted Cadbury's Creme Egg. How did that happen? Well, er..."
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
let's get back to good, clean shitting
I think I've identified the problem with this sentence
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
hmm, interesting, i've never heard the gerund form of shit in this sort of construction before. i would have gone for "let's get back to taking a good clean shit" myself. i dig your style.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
Egad, now I'm trying to think of various chattes I have tasted and wondering how to pair them with the right wine.
For X's pussy, I prefer a Chablis but for Z, I think a Vermentino's just the thing.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
"Egad" is right!
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
can we just disable inline video links to this thread and head that problem right off at the pass
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
But what is the correct beverage to serve with analingus?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
Tequila, if memory serves me right.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
Scope
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
seltzer water for that bubbly tang
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
omg hahahahaha
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
poop/shower/tequila/analingus
seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
perhaps you should put your oddly away, then
(never heard it called that before)
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)