pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i call that bad planning xpost
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
squeaky clean
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj
soap bubbles come out of ur backside
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop
never ending cycle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
What have we become?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)
the cir-cle of lifeis the poop of fortune
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
nice coils
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)
good job, now hit the showers
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
you missed off an "s" there
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"
http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover..."EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP""HAND TO HAND"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
shart throbs
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
"FlowGo.comFunny videos."
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
Now playing at FlowGo...
The Three Tenor Tots
1,116,572 ViewsDomingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"
nooooooo
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SH9ole1FlvI/AAAAAAAADoA/5bbivTIUeeI/s400/exploding+head.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
btw:
Submission under reviewYour entry is under review by editors.throw a barbecueThe act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets
Your entry is under review by editors.
throw a barbecue
The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.
Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010
tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ now singing that to the tune of "Trip, Stumble, and Fall" by The Mamas & The Papas
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
You'd better shit (shit)shower (shower)shower and shaveYou'd better shit (shit)shower (shower)shower and shaveYou'd better shit, shower and sha-a-a-aaaaave
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)
― kenan, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:43 PM (1 minute ago)
see i was under the impression that there was an implied "wipe" in there but i guess to each their own
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
I wipe even if I'm about to shower, ftr. I just don't insist on perfect 100% lack of brownness on the paper. Just enough so that I don't have to deal with chunks or smears.
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)
Because, you see, poop is nasty.
"As Nasty As They Wanna Poop"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)
Thanks for your definition of throw a barbecue!Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.It should appear on this page in the next few days:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecueUrban Dictionary
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It should appear on this page in the next few days:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue
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^_^
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
A+
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)
ok thats awesome
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
WOO-HOO!
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe we should have a celebratory ILX barbecue oh wait no...
huge
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
Make it extra spicy plz
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
I was doing some digging to find the thread where I had another definition accepted by urbandictionary.com ("tijuana picnic") and just came across a post I missed last year about apple butter that has given me a tremendous headache and made me start crying due to the pain from stifling loud, shrieking laughter at work
if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?
ow oh my god hahahahahahahaha bleah hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
(...)
If you want extra spicy someone's going to have to start chowing down in the chillis.
Do carnivore, vegetarian, and vegan semen taste different from each other?
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)