thrown your first barbecue
In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (sixteen years ago)
i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.
To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)
shower in piss tbh
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it's all waste water, good idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.
― big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
lolstipation
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
surm showers in the toilet--great idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that's what my pet alligator thought RIP
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM
I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)
2nd hand
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i call that bad planning xpost
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
squeaky clean
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj
soap bubbles come out of ur backside
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop
never ending cycle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
What have we become?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)
the cir-cle of lifeis the poop of fortune
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
nice coils
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)
good job, now hit the showers
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
you missed off an "s" there
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"
http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover..."EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP""HAND TO HAND"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
shart throbs
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
"FlowGo.comFunny videos."
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)
Now playing at FlowGo...
The Three Tenor Tots
1,116,572 ViewsDomingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"
nooooooo
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:22 (sixteen years ago)
Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SH9ole1FlvI/AAAAAAAADoA/5bbivTIUeeI/s400/exploding+head.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)