When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party
somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:28 (sixteen years ago)
Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.
step 1: poop, but do not wipestep 2: take a shower
Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)
yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
thrown your first barbecue
In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (sixteen years ago)
i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.
To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)
shower in piss tbh
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it's all waste water, good idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.
― big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
lolstipation
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
surm showers in the toilet--great idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that's what my pet alligator thought RIP
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM
I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)
2nd hand
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i call that bad planning xpost
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
squeaky clean
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj
soap bubbles come out of ur backside
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop
never ending cycle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
What have we become?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)
the cir-cle of lifeis the poop of fortune
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
nice coils
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)
good job, now hit the showers
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
you missed off an "s" there
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"
http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover..."EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP""HAND TO HAND"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
shart throbs
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)
"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
"FlowGo.comFunny videos."
― akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)