I thought I'd seen the worst life had to offer, then I read the phrase "a recently utilized baby"
http://thinkwinemarketing.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1893_edvard_munch_the_scream-wr400.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
Sorry, Dan. Sorry, Tuomas. Sorry, everyone.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:24 (sixteen years ago)
fwiw the term 'poop deck' was first coined when somebody tried to do this on a ship
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
Back to the topic at hand:
http://www.ezilon.com/articles/articles/2093/1/How-to-Throw-a-Barbecue
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party
somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:28 (sixteen years ago)
Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.
step 1: poop, but do not wipestep 2: take a shower
Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:32 (sixteen years ago)
yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes
― 丫 power (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
thrown your first barbecue
In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:04 (sixteen years ago)
i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.
To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
― kenan, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:53 (sixteen years ago)
shower in piss tbh
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it's all waste water, good idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.
― big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
lolstipation
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
surm showers in the toilet--great idea
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:01 (sixteen years ago)
that's what my pet alligator thought RIP
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:03 (sixteen years ago)
Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM
I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)
recently utilized anus
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)
2nd hand
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
pooping right after showering though?
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
tends to squeak
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i call that bad planning xpost
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
squeaky clean
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj
soap bubbles come out of ur backside
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)
jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop
never ending cycle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:47 (sixteen years ago)
What have we become?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)
the cir-cle of lifeis the poop of fortune
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
nice coils
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:01 (sixteen years ago)
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)
good job, now hit the showers
― Religious Embolism (WmC), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
you missed off an "s" there
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"
http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)