pooping right before showering

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

(in the pool obv.)

at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers

so we can all feel relieved about that

you and me can wash some underpants
woahohohoh-oooooohhh
wash some underpants

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key observations here

why did i click that

cause you keep getting rammed in it

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(xpost) curiosity killed the shat

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Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

pooping like a headless chicken

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Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."

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Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

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this is the situation in my flat ;_;

are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?

If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....

Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC

omg

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"

Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.

ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!

Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.

Dropping the squids off at the pool.

making some bold clams

seaweed

and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles

rolling thread of scallops 2008

"Take two fish into the shower? Yes, because I'm 1guy2fish guy..."

fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

how can wiping/not wiping be a negotiable position? I'm with harbl on this one.

Just in case anyone thinks I'm a gross weirdo, I'd never not wipe.

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fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

just for the record, Tuomas, I think it is really uncool of you to hijack HOOS's account & sully his good name

PHEW. for a second there I thought some of you bought toilet paper only for show.

I buy toilet paper only for shower

realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized baby is really unpleasant to me

okay NO

I thought I'd seen the worst life had to offer, then I read the phrase "a recently utilized baby"

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Sorry, Dan. Sorry, Tuomas. Sorry, everyone.

fwiw the term 'poop deck' was first coined when somebody tried to do this on a ship

Back to the topic at hand:

http://www.ezilon.com/articles/articles/2093/1/How-to-Throw-a-Barbecue

When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party

somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....

Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.

step 1: poop, but do not wipe
step 2: take a shower

Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!

yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes

TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn

thrown your first barbecue

In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".

i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.

To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."