just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
das poop
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg
I love your baked beansI love your brisketEven though I left a bad briquette(ohohohohoh)I love your cheesesAnd your greasy spaghett'Even though I left a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquetteohohohohoh, ohohohohCan't flush a bad briquette
rahrah rahmamarahma rahmamaGaga, ooh-la-laI pooped in yr pool
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
NO NO NO NO NO NO
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lady caca
― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)
pooper face
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
that is a pro pic choice
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)
she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
(in the pool obv.)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
so we can all feel relieved about that
you and me can wash some underpantswoahohohoh-oooooohhhwash some underpants
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)
key observations here
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
why did i click that
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
cause you keep getting rammed in it
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― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:08 (sixteen years ago)
(xpost) curiosity killed the shat
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://riotclitshave.com/2010.03/WaterBirth1-1.jpg
Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!
― quincie, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
pooping like a headless chicken
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:13 (sixteen years ago)
ban Michael White
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
bain Michael White
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
Genuine lol
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
― quincie, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
this is the situation in my flat ;_;
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)
are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?
If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....
― Cattle Grind, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
omg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 March 2010 03:41 (sixteen years ago)
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:53 (sixteen years ago)
Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:02 (sixteen years ago)
Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:21 (sixteen years ago)
Dropping the squids off at the pool.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
making some bold clams
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
seaweed
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:27 (sixteen years ago)
and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
rolling thread of scallops 2008
― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:29 (sixteen years ago)
"Take two fish into the shower? Yes, because I'm 1guy2fish guy..."
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:44 (sixteen years ago)
fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering
yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:49 (sixteen years ago)
how can wiping/not wiping be a negotiable position? I'm with harbl on this one.
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:51 (sixteen years ago)
Just in case anyone thinks I'm a gross weirdo, I'd never not wipe.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 18 March 2010 12:52 (sixteen years ago)
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just for the record, Tuomas, I think it is really uncool of you to hijack HOOS's account & sully his good name
― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 March 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)