pooping right before showering

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all goes down the same road

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

but the exit ramps are different

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

/braggin2010

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck

http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg

in your FACE

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

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poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

I mean

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

such lol

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

brb bio

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwww

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

your poor shower

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

briquette = etiquette

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

(auto spellcheck)

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

pooping during a bath

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

das poop

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

lady caca

am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

pooper face

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

that is a pro pic choice

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

(in the pool obv.)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

so we can all feel relieved about that

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

you and me can wash some underpants
woahohohoh-oooooohhh
wash some underpants

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

key observations here

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

why did i click that

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

cause you keep getting rammed in it

* 1 week ago

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am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) curiosity killed the shat

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

thread delivers

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

some poops are harder than others

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

lol

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

oh jfc

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 17 December 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:54 (six years ago)

an idea whose time has come

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 13:56 (six years ago)


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