Is that a giant life size sculpture of a bear with a huge erection carved out of wood or are you just pleased to see me?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
(xpost) Also think about the poor bear - his arms aren't long enough for him to be able to scratch his balls.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
major ursus
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
smokey's found a new way to prevent forest fires
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
start them more like
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
Bear burns down a hundred acres every time he has one off the wrist.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, but auto-fellatio looks a distinct possibility.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
does he have a dislocating jawbone
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
(xpost) I don't think that bears with huge erections are allowed to drive cars. However the legal situation may be different in the US.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
oh yeah dude we got bears driving all over the place here, honking their horns with their huge erections
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9337/u1075754ii3.jpg
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
itt a strange bear asks if you saw the ass on that one
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
at least he is trying to look them in the eye
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
Hello ladies...
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
obv hasn't read the relevant threads w/r/t the ursine gaze and it what means for human and bear interactions
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
you see a predator, I see a lonely, confused bear seeking human interaction
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_saIzhtUI0G4/SPjIns3RnpI/AAAAAAAAA5k/07gGTxxPa4I/s400/life_is_sweet.jpg"SEXIST!"
― DavidM, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
haven't we all been the bear in the bumper car at some point
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ the question that needed to be asked on ILTMI
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
new board motto
once but it was in college and I was like hey gotta try it at least
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)
(xxxpost) unused line from Paul Simon's "Boy In The Bubble"
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
I belieeeeeeeve
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
I would believe in miracle and wonder if a bear scoped me from a bumper car tbh
― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
Unused line from "You Can Call Me Al"
― Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)
lols @ DavidM
"I'm not ready to be exploited!"
― Of course I want frosting. I'm a Scorpio. (kenan), Thursday, 3 December 2009 09:09 (sixteen years ago)
lol
bear say hi to me
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 1:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 3 December 2009 12:06 (sixteen years ago)
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:42 (2 days ago)
this happens to me every day.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
ha!
I had a dream last night that I'd posted a pic of my boobs to this thread and woke up all O_O and angry at myself and it took me a minute or so to realize that it was only a dream.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, 6 December 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
lolol
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 6 December 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
Crut it was seriously terrifying for the few mins where I thought that I'd actually done it.
― ☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Sunday, 6 December 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
weird, last night I dreamt I was on tour with a bunch of bands, one them was called ENBB. you were a founding member, were not in the group anymore, but they kept the name.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Sunday, 6 December 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
LOL really? That's awesome that my legacy lived on. haha.
― ☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
Mention of those unposted boobs has turned this thread into a major disappointment imo. :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)
boobs were all O_O
― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
itt a strange man asks if you hypothesised the boobs on that one
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Sunday, 6 December 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)
O_O
― ☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)
O_O_O
― bread has no effect on you (ciderpress), Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
O
― Mark G, Monday, 7 December 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
(o)_(o)
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 7 December 2009 08:08 (sixteen years ago)
^ = http://www.ssfuturama.cz/info/characters/pic/roberto.jpg?
― an error has occurred (electricsound), Monday, 7 December 2009 08:14 (sixteen years ago)
hiya, girls!
― buzza, Sunday, 15 August 2010 07:59 (fifteen years ago)
for some reason this is too much. it has history.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)
u know u want to
― the tune is space, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
Very good to revive this thread two days before New Years Eve.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
Reminds me of a glorious New Year's Day thread on a similar theme
Has your pecker ever been photographed?
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
because of the wang!
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
^^^precisely
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
that thread is great because of an actual aimless TMI post - I would never have thought
― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)