someone sole me a broken xbox how do I get it fixed
― michael, Sunday, 8 August 2010 06:34 (ten years ago) link
YOU GOTTTA CUT ITS NUTS OFF.
― remember that band The Shoes? (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, 8 August 2010 06:36 (ten years ago) link
suck its dick
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 8 August 2010 13:00 (ten years ago) link
no it's probably a bottom
― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Sunday, 8 August 2010 14:16 (ten years ago) link
michael, do not listen to these unhelpful individuals; they only wish to make jokes at your expense. Here is what you must do to rectify this unfortunate situation.
First you must write down the serial number and any other official looking numbers, plus take photos of the xbox from every side. If it looks broken from any angle, omit that photo. Print these, or burn them to CD, and store them in a safe deposit box, or alternatively, store them in a locker at the airport and mail yourself the key.
Next, go to an electronics emporium and buy a new xbox. Save the sales receipt, but tear or otherwise deface a small portion of the bar code on the sales slip. Then, go to the Microsoft web site and find the page that describes how to make a warranty claim.
Here is where you must be very careful to follow instructions EXACTLY. Put your broken xbox in the new xbox box and sell it to some other stupid person. Tell them it is new. Give them the receipt. Lie your head off. Tell them anything. They are stupid and will believe you. As soon as the money is in your hands, leave town and never come back.
It is just that simple.
― Aimless, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:20 (ten years ago) link
no, you have to get him to suck your dick
― Fellini.Kuti, Saturday, 2 October 2010 20:54 (ten years ago) link
by the way when whiney's post was new I laughed so hard it hurt
that's just how it is w/me & "suck its dick" jokes I guess
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 2 October 2010 21:03 (ten years ago) link
Red Ringpiece of Death
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 3 October 2010 09:05 (ten years ago) link
Good lord. We're reduced to this?
Learning to code and writing some sort of show-tune related game is clearly the only way way forward.
I feel slightly cheap for insinuating that all homosexuals are fond of musical theatre, it's true, but that said, I am confident that even that cheap shot is raising the tone somewhat.
― matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:04 (ten years ago) link
matt, you may have stumbled upon the perfect idea.....
With the abilities available through the new Kinect controller the whole tap dancing show tunes thing just might work.
― I used to be Dude Steel (OldPoster), Saturday, 5 February 2011 16:21 (ten years ago) link
After doing a bit of rudimentary research I find the OP has been hoaxing us:
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 02:33 (ten years ago) link
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 19:31 (ten years ago) link
― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Monday, 18 April 2011 23:39 (ten years ago) link