pollette seat up?

Too many variables and too limited choices.

Maybe the seat falls down of its own accord......

Maybe you DON'T care about womenz and just "sprinkled" the entire area......

Maybe the seat is a more comfortable chin rest as you spew out the 37 beers and half a bottle of Jager.....

Maybe someone superglued the seat down and the lid up......

Maybe you know for a fact that the last person to use it before you was eat up with diseases and you are not about to touch that seat under any circumstances......

Maybe the tinfoil hat you are wearing has a gap in the coverage and the voices told you to leave the lid up and the seat down.....

Maybe an angry mob caught you off guard and..... ok maybe not the angry mob, but you get my point.

toilet seat down means you don't want the dog drinking out of there

The lid up means Uncle Cosmo's using it as a 'backboard' again.

All one must do is to look around with one's eyes wide open to realize that it is God's plan that the whole of outdoors be one gigantic toilet for the fauna of the world. I humbly bow to God's wishes.

Looking around with one's eyes closed seems a fool's errand, to be fair, Aimless.

I have gotten into so many arguments with my wife over this, it has gone from not being funny to being kind of hilarious. I wonder if she's forgiven me for laughing at her for sitting in the toilet in the middle of the night 8.5 years ago...?

La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid

haha even my barely-first-semester French that has been cobbled together as a side-effect from singing gigs can decipher that

I'm just sayin', don't let your guard down.

dude this is like the tip o the iceberg

you have raised the bar for shitty thread titles

o rly?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/evil_co_2006/o_rly.jpg

My own question for jdchurchill (the perpetrator of this poll) would be, when was the last time you gave your toilet a big, long hug?

gross

With such a comment coming from such a source I must struggle to keep it from swelling my head. It swells quite enough from the water retention as it is.

offtopic for thread but ontopic for board

Wine and Song poll

My own question for jdchurchill (the perpetrator of this poll) would be, when was the last time you gave your toilet a big, long hug?

― Aimless, Tuesday, August 18, 2009 12:45 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

dudes i don't puke very often if that's what you're asking about,
frequently tho i do get in there and thank the bloody stars in the sky that indoor plumbing fucking exists.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

my first poll fucking sucked

In a manner of speaking, yes.

In several manners of speaking

and from many points of view

a'ite jerks i get it.
stop hatin let's move on.
the results are exactly what i thought they would be.
womenz need and want the toilet seat down so they can do they bizness.
and when i leave it up my gurl gives me hell
thus the poll.

If you put the seat *and* the lid down, it keeps the alligators from crawling out.

hey, why do you keep alligators in yr toilet? seems a good method to get yr ass bitten off.

It seems rather unfair on the alligators, all things considered.

Furthermore, it seems a trifle excessive to accuse me of hating. Hate is such a violent impulse, and I'm afraid I wasn't overly moved at all. Perhaps mildly amused? I digress. I believe we were discussing alligators. As you were.

oh brother.

I see Mr. Churchill has been practising his eye rolls. This is good, albeit limited, exercise, on the order of lifting shot glasses to one's mouth. Myself, I have been practising curling my toes, in case I ever need to perform any of Harry Houdini's tricks on short notice.

I wonder if one ever gets plenty of advance warning that one'll be required to escape from a safe underwater. It'd be handy to know.