99 Bottles of Beer

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This question has vexed me for a long time. Because of polling limitations, I have to consolidate some of the options. This is unfortunate.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
99 bottles of beer on the wall 2
98 - 96 bottles of beer on the wall 1
0 bottles of beer on the wall 1
13 - 12 bottles of beer on the wall 1
27 - 26 bottles of beer on the wall 0
29 - 28 bottles of beer on the wall 0
31 - 30 bottles of beer on the wall 0
33 - 32 bottles of beer on the wall 0
35 - 34 bottles of beer on the wall 0
37 - 36 bottles of beer on the wall 0
39 - 38 bottles of beer on the wall 0
41 - 40 bottles of beer on the wall 0
43 - 42 bottles of beer on the wall 0
23 - 22 bottles of beer on the wall 0
21 - 20 bottles of beer on the wall 0
25 - 24 bottles of beer on the wall 0
1 bottle of beer on the wall 0
3 - 2 bottles of beer on the wall 0
5 - 4 bottles of beer on the wall 0
9 - 6 bottles of beer on the wall 0
11 - 10 bottles of beer on the wall 0
87 - 86 bottles of beer on the wall 0
15 - 14 bottles of beer on the wall 0
17 - 16 bottles of beer on the wall 0
19 - 18 bottles of beer on the wall 0
45 - 44 bottles of beer on the wall 0
47 - 46 bottles of beer on the wall 0
49 - 48 bottles of beer on the wall 0
75 - 74 bottles of beer on the wall 0
77 - 76 bottles of beer on the wall 0
79 - 78 bottles of beer on the wall 0
81 - 80 bottles of beer on the wall 0
83 - 82 bottles of beer on the wall 0
85 - 84 bottles of beer on the wall 0
89 - 88 bottles of beer on the wall 0
91 - 90 bottles of beer on the wall 0
93 - 92 bottles of beer on the wall 0
73 - 72 bottles of beer on the wall 0
71 - 70 bottles of beer on the wall 0
69 - 68 bottles of beer on the wall 0
51 - 50 bottles of beer on the wall 0
53 - 52 bottles of beer on the wall 0
55 - 54 bottles of beer on the wall 0
57 - 56 bottles of beer on the wall 0
59 - 58 bottles of beer on the wall 0
61 - 60 bottles of beer on the wall 0
63 - 62 bottles of beer on the wall 0
65 - 64 bottles of beer on the wall 0
67 - 66 bottles of beer on the wall 0
95 - 94 bottles of beer on the wall 0


Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty sure no one has ever gotten past 96 before getting bored

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I can vouch that I've chugged my way well into the 70s before losing count.

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

This isn't about the song btw.

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

The wall is a notoriously unsafe place to store bottled beer. Bottles of beer should be stored in racked crates, and not stacked higher than waist level, preferably in a cool cellar below ground.

no one has ever gotten past 96 before getting bored

This is perhaps the proper place to quote the epigram of the Roman emperor Julian, who, while engaged in a long campaign against the Teutonic tribes, wrote the following about their beer:

You call this a drink?
I call it mush.

Aimless, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

May I be the first to suggest that System be enabled to fist bump, too?

Aimless, Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

he drinks a lot of liquor but he don't drink piss

better than 10 superbowls! (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 31 January 2009 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

I am going on record now to predict either 99 or 0 will win: 99 because who wouldn't like to have 99 bottles ready to drink on the wall and 0 because that's what's going to happen to those 99 anyways.

confusingly unpleasant (libcrypt), Saturday, 31 January 2009 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

i voted 0 because i'm a forgetful drunk

better than 10 superbowls! (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 31 January 2009 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think that one person was too tispy to hit the 99 button.

muomus (libcrypt), Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:07 (twelve years ago) link


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